George Steinbrenner is in Hell now. It's much the same as Yankee Stadium here on Earth, only all the players have long sideburns and are playing pepper.

Why isn't "Rebut" pronounced the same as "debut?"

@Matt Sussman: Does silent bubble wrap emit a noxious miasma?

@ClueHeywood: Or at the very least, have a puppy prepare the Cleveland fans for what LeBron was about to give them.

I guess that guy selling the jousting Beanie Babies wasn't as dumb as I thought.

The cameraman in blue is reenacting this morning's episode of Yo Gabba Gabba for the crowd.

"People close to the coach say his famous memory is slipping. On some days he doesn't recognize people he has known for years."

Strasburg is way better than Koufax. For starters, he'll pitch on Yom Kippur.

GIS "naked jezebel reader," (safe search off) and this is the first pic to come up.

I, on the other hand, have been deputized Very Special Guest Editor for the day at (kazoo sound)... Jezebel.

@The4thMolinaBrother: I'm too lazy to look it up...

The dumbest piercing fad right now is, by far, dimples.

When LeBron finally signs with Chicago, can we get some video footage of Scott Raab the moment he learns of it?

Investigators are puzzled as to why a family of four French Canadians were at the bottom of the sink hole.

I'd like to see a stripper grind to Tori Amos. It would be like one of those awful things like a twisted car wreck or Showgirls. It's horrendous, but you just can't stop watching.

Video footage of the thieves striking another victim.

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See, ties are fun.

See how Limey D. Puncherson is all tatted up? It's not like all these pussy emo and goth kids today. Nobody sported that many tattoos in 1986 who wasn't someone to be feared.