There are a lot of screwed up people out there. Many of them are therapists.

@norbizness: Sorry, but Rice is holding out for that SEC bid. Maybe Tulane instead?

We have nothing to fear about this conference realignment until Rice joins the SEC.

Dance for me rummy! Dance!

@Hatey McLife: I've long felt that the Ivy League should have a rule baring piss draining into Chesapeake Bay.

@Ken Gryphon Jr.: The Kingdom of Two Sicilies would be allowed in the FIFA World Cup if they would acknowledge that the House of Savoy beat the House of Bourbon-Two Sicilies fair and square

My favorite "Fuck Yeah" moment in a movie is somewhat subdued.

15 Things NOT to Do Before You Die

If the U.S. wins, we get the rest of the Virgin Islands.

On one hand, casual dining is a scourge on the nation, and should be eradicated.

@SimuLord: For starters, the difference was 43 points, which doesn't even round to 50.

Sleep in a bad hotel and you just KNOW there will be roach eggs in your ear canal the next morning.

@DoktorFunkenstein: I meant "low" as in below .800, which is where a guy like Rose should be. If you look at his '65 - '81 "peak," his numbers are .315/.386/.484.

@SimuLord: So there's no place on any team for a singles hitter? Rose did lead the league in doubles five times and is 2nd all-time. His slugging percentage is low because he was not a home run hitter and he hung on too long. In fact, much of his numbers are skewed for just that reason. Tony Gwynn's OPS is .847,…

@scoop.and.slam: Yes. Never underestimate the stupidity of people. That's not to say that this kid wasn't drinking beer. My points were:

I can't understand a damn thing the announcers are saying. It's all.... something to me?

@Steve U: [edit] Beaten to the punch by bevraj of choice.

@scoop.and.slam: In all fairness, we don't know that there was beer in that bottle. I've seen parents clean out bottles and put water or juice in it because they seem to think it's funny.

@scoop.and.slam: Not one single person in the seats around him is looking at him, hence not noticing him, hence unaware that they ought to be perturbed.

@Phintastic: I'm very tempted to edit it, but it works better as is.