I do like the Canadian, though.

Go ahead and make fun of him if you want. You won't be laughing when he uses the Imperius curse on you all.

I was under the impression that shit like this happened to Earl every week.

Medicare is underfunded, who knows how long Social Security can meet its payments, who knows how solvent Grandpa's pension fund is. Yet Nick wants $25 from him for his birthday.

King's withered viewership consists mainly of folks who watch the show with one trembling paw on their oxygen valve and the other hovering above their Home Alert panic button

I like how the stage is shaped like the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Subtle...

73.152 meter free kick.

Next season on TruTV: When Cows go Bat Shit Crazy.

When my uncle and I had sword fights, the worst that happened was that we'd get a bit wet and my aunt had to clean the bathroom again.

McCarthy had been on a Rocky Balboa-esque training regime

With a little creative editing, you could combine aspects Anonymous' Chris Welsh story and Chris' sexual harassment case and then enjoy the ensuing shit storm.

Women weaken the legs.

@Phintastic: This pic also doubles as a "Samuel L. Jackson Fail."

I always imagine that my photos are funny, but in a self-depreciating way

So that's why Higgins ran the estate.

I hope the creator of that banner is wracked with guilt and shame when he learns of Rooney's now inevitable suicide attempt.

Moron Mountain Monstars

@I slept with your wife: That's the equivalent of stocking a stream with trout, then letting the anglers loose.

Since it's missing sleeves, I imagine that Men's Wearhouse prorated Chmerkovskiy's jacket.

@StuckBetweenStations: Oops