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A Duck With a Lisp
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Drew's least favorite character from Catch-22?

The Mexican fans all arrived in the back of one moving van.

@FlakJack: Can we just be happy that she didn't sign the letter with her "mark?"

@NewSc2: It's reserved for specific uses in HTML

•Phintastic again, with the story of a fat loudmouth getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. No, not Berman.

Vince swears on his mother's grave that the night before Game 5 of the Celtics series, one of Mo Williams's pit bulls raped Antawn Jamison's Shih Tzu, Tootsie.

I haven't seen a troop of Basques get annihilated like that since 1937.

What did the Sentinel do?

having hit that store three times to feed his $300-a-week weed habit.

If the Catholic Church is so concerned about priests abusing kids, why not just castrate would-be priests?

the Lipscomb Lady Bisons

@Gourmet Spud: Oh yeah? Then why are you covered in gravy and cheese curds?

He proceeded to tell us about watching a couple have sex at the Preakness back in '85.

He sure did stick it to you David.

Has anyone besides Anonymous seen a college cheerleader sporting C-cups?

I could tattoo DON'T FORGET YOUR SOCKS on my dick and still leave them behind.

Here's is the Lady Leopards swim team after the end of a heat.

Billmeyer was actually looking for his astro-mech droid, which had run off just before sunset..

If you look past the chain link fence, you can see all of the 2004 Expos season ticket holders.