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If they actually try and implement a Laptop ban in the US, it is going to cause some significant harm to airlines when it comes to business travel.

Is this a “teenage fad” in the same way that stuffing hand sanitizer soaked tampons up your ass was a “teenage fad” i.e. like 3 kids tried it and the media blew up.

“‘road rage”. Do you mean ‘roid rage?

yeah this reeks of mental illness or PCP. once in a psych ward i legit saw a guy turn into the hulk in every way but color. very nice man once he got his thorazine.

Yeah, uh, when someone starts trying to open the goddamn exterior doors in mid-air, it’s time to use whatever you have handy to knock them the fuck out.

I strongly suspect that he was doing hard drugs in the bathroom. I really hope they have had the good sense to take a blood sample of him and get it tested.

he was snorting cocaine or meth or something in the toilet. that was not “road rage”, that was some drug-fueled paranoia and delerium.

I’m guessing psychotic episode or bad reaction to narcotics.

If he’s in Utah, he’s probably Mormon. He has The Look for it, at least. He probably *is* just scraping by, Mormons fall for MLMs and the like right and left. Not to mention billions of babies.

If he really is this stupid he’s still taking the car in for oil changes at the Jiffy Lube.

Why would you get a gls63 and then worry about tire wear on the performance tires? Either you’re nerfing the cars performance, or you never actually drive it that hard, and so why spend all that extra money on the performance version in the first place?

Deep down, they found out at some point that it’s going to cost $2,000 to replace rubber-band tires on a 22" rim, and they can barely afford the payments as it is...

Fun fact: the cardio equipment at my gym has heart rate sensors, and keeping the same pace/resistance, my heart rate is 10 beats per minute faster during the game, going back down during commercial breaks and intermissions.

I wring it out (squeezing, not twisting) to avoid dribbles. If I’m at home I’ll use a square of TP just to fully confirm dryness.

Yes, hello I’m here and I’m listening. Hmm but “lightweight support” though? I need to state that I don’t have a penis or testicles so obviously I don’t really know but, like, don’t you want more than lightweight support when running? (Genuinely asking, not being snarky!)(God I would give ANYTHING to be a dude for

Please, say them. SAY THEM!

I had sex on the beach in Nice. It’s big round stones. We were interrupted by a police dog. Had to ask the policeman for another 5 minutes to finish. He gave us 10.

15. Being hit by a bus

I needed sources of my own to speak to the biochemical makeup of male ejaculate and how it behaves when it comes in contact with water.

Of course it doesn’t, otherwise every YMCA in the country would be flooded.