I guess I haven't seen anyone taken to task when their sincere "I'm sorry I made you feel that way" apology was mistaken for a glib "iM sOrRy YoU fEeL tHaT wAy" non-apology? You do have to be precise when you apologize for the consequences of your action but not the action, but people already do this when they're…

Claire you are basically the light of my culinary life but the idea of microwaving this stuff, especially the bologna version, curdles my blood.

Super tiring. I understood why she was/is that way and sympathize, but that didn’t make it any less aggravating to deal with. It’s not like I ducked her calls or blanked her at school, but eventually other friends started getting more and more of my time. I wasn’t the best friend to her considering she had stepped in…

Having to pay money to have a shot at making money seems p exploitative to me, idk how that means someone is less exploited.

Yeah this is exactly cheapskate behavior to me. I’ve had to be frugal before, I understand you just can’t afford things sometimes and there’s nothing wrong with making the best decision for yourself, but making others pay more because of your cheapness is over the line.

“I can’t afford it” is one of those little white lies that gets you out of saying “that’s the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard of and I’m not spending a dime on it”.

Tipping a busser to get tables turned over quicker isn’t proof people making server wage aren’t exploited; that’s like saying you can’t be that poor because you have to buy a uniform to work at any number of bad paying jobs.

How does thing thing manage to miss nearly every reason I want to be around a cat?

Not the issue at hand, but related:

Oh, so now it’s ok to throw an asshole’s behavior back in their face.

Totally appropriate. That motherfucker is advocating violence, he just couches it in bullshit so he can pretend he isn’t.

Yeah when Halsey first hit the scene I was like 'are we seriously fucking doing this AGAIN' because I didn't know she's actually biracial lol

I can’t get down with dunking on kids. When was a teenager, if you wanted to get up to shit online you had a LiveJournal, you cybered with pedophiles in AOL chatrooms, and you had a Myspace if you were into music or a Deviant Art if you were into drawing. Facebook didn’t hit the scene until I was in high school and it…

Omg me too! I’ve returned to college after like, 11 years, and yesterday some more traditional students were like “wait, wtf, that doesn’t add up,” to which I responded, ‘I am 31 years old’. This young woman gawps at me and goes, “I thought you were younger than me, I’m 24.” I just responded “I don’t have wrinkles…

Why gnocchi as a side to pasta?

Full Dark No Stars is fucking horrible.

I’m firmly in this camp. Buy a car because it has features important to you and replace it when it’s not useful to you, not because some thieves and old money tease you a little.

Halloween and pumpkin spice madness are the last vestiges of joy as we careen ever closer to the boundless hellscape of another Midwestern winter.

Did she ever say anything about preparedness?

I took up weight lifting once I lost the initial 30-40lb, I feel like it really helped my overall stress level. It also gave me good motivation to eat because it was an activity I really enjoyed that I couldn’t do if I hadn’t eaten that day.