I am 31, have prob been checked out for the last 6 years, and you are wrong. Muse is pretty good but the Killers are garbage and QotSA are better than both.

Don’t be sorry, he's garbage and also not funny.

creepy little fingers, creepy little face, more human proportions than he ever had in a game... Friends, we're looking at a bad furry comic someone draws exclusively to fantasize and masturbate to.

“Jim Carrey is always great”

I choose to believe these folks knew exactly what they were doing.

I find it easier to make clear stocks because it can hold the temp high enough to melt gelatin without boiling and causing a lot of clouding, but other than that I couldn’t agree more. It is really nice just to dump some shit in it and have food in 30 min vs 4 hours, but that’s p much all I use it for on the reg. It…

Counter point: my mother didn’t know what to do with girls but doted on my baby brother. He has 20 IQ points on me.

Literally loled

A lot of them have chlamydia, but most of them have a strain that isn’t transferable to humans. Since it’s transmitted to us through urine, I feel like you’d be fine in that regard as long as you don’t name it R. Kelley.

That is the finest damn animal I've ever seen.

It’s kind of true. As long as you aren’t walking around eating/yelling/smoking/taking a shit in the street, you’re good. Expectations are low.

I think I learned 6 words/phrases and had an excellent time in Tokyo as an American: if you’re basically polite, service/hospitality workers will completely take care of you.

Ticket ramen is excellent and Tokyo is very easy to manage if 1. You like Japanese food and 2. You can see pictures.

While you still may drown even though you’ve taken swimming lessons, the hyperventilation and panic are the most dangerous aspects of plunging into cold water (unless your heart is fucked) so latching onto something like “I got my swimming diploma, I know I know how to swim” could be the thing that saves your life.

On my first open water scuba dive that wasn’t in a quarry I learned about cold shock response first hand: that shit is not a fucking joke. I blew through a third of my air in 5 minutes.

Hit the labels with a hair dryer on the highest setting (or if you have a heat gun, medium) until they turn black. Source: a decade of working at Walgreens and removing labels from bottles before trashing them.

I just laughed imagining this. Gj

Good God this infuriates me, I’ll be shopping for something and the only answers are stupid shit like this. I did see someone responding to it once by asking "if you don't know, why did you answer?" and the guy was my spiteful spirit animal.

I just got a fair amount of dental work done and I don’t love how it looks, but don’t know what to do about it without starting over. There’s no way I’m doing an online review.

Yeah I get shit like this often, they’ll send me emails offering “free” product (I buy it, post a review, they reimburse me) and Amazon doesn’t give a single shit about it. I tell them to pay me up front and then they fuck off, which is good. I’m so glad Amazon is handing out my email address to scummy sellers, tho.