I can’t tell whether you’re white knighting too hard or you literally cannot wrap your mind around the idea that an act which you personally don’t like, between consenting adults, may actually be fun for them without betraying some sort of psychological or social damage.

So are we going to start mailing this guy poorly packaged hot food or what?

Fuck zombies, we can do it now.

Can we talk about Ben Affleck’s terrible plastic surgery and how John Travolta finally got a wig that, while still not convincing, at least does not look like paint or a dead animal?

Really depends where you live, what you you order, and what time of day/day of the week.

You mean like one of those poors I keep hearing about?

Oh god I thought I had successfully suppressed the “getting untrained pre-teen and teenaged girls to fail doing pullups” thing but here it is.

*one small tear*

There were always kids in my class who could do that from like 3rd grade on.

I am 100% with you. There was no instruction, it was just “perform this activity! Oh, you suck at it? Welp, I’ll mark you down as a klutz and go praise these kids who are naturally good at this. Have you tried not sucking?”

No shit. It’s just weird to me they have all this time and money to use locking people up, but did class sizes shrink? Did more students go on to attend college and have careers? Attendance and grades didn’t go up, but they did manage to throw a bunch of poor people in jail for 6 months at a time. I might literally be…

Absolutely beautiful.

Fuck 40 years, I ask myself the same question.

The whole “hiding in plain sight” by being a conservative white dude who isn’t ugly thing only works if that’s your idea of squeaky clean. I’ve seen the kinds of things that ok-looking, white, mainstream conservative people get up to, and I’d much rather go to an old-timey Satanic sacrifice. At least then I’d know…

I know it sounds insane, but that shit is effective. Women are socialized to be accommodating and one of the worst things you can be is a stuck up bitch who won’t help someone.

Basically, a woman should have directed, cut, and produced this

Nope, $20/mo is about the going rate, and even getting that is tough. About the only way you’re going to get paid for it is if you grind away doing surveys for an actual market research firm, or you let them install a tracker on your devices. I made, let’s see, $8 last year (no tracker).

Bruh in this cold you basically have to get kitted out to climb a mountain if you’re going to be outside for any period of time. It was -33° last night where I live and it was *gusty*.

Lol fuck you, I'm a woman and I don't cry on demand. Your hypothesis sucks.

It does, but if you're really good at it the fear or sadness just sublimates into anger immediately, just like how ice evaporates without melting on cold days.