Get Preston Hamilton in here to body slam that worthless fucking ref and every single person who didn’t stand up for this poor kid.

We do it to clown on ourselves, the ones who take it super seriously are just assholes. What could possibly be more ironic than a mayo eater with no rhythm covering a gangsta ass black hit? White people love irony, it’s like the height of our humor.

Would anyone have expected anything different of Vice? Anything even tangentially related to them is some racist, sexist, historical revisionist bullshit.

I was all ready to be sad that an actor I find attractive and entertaining was a turd, but happily that did not happen today.

For that to be true, an accusation by others in the industry would have to mean the risk of incarceration and/or seizure of assets. It’s just weird that we keep hearing about this supposed court of public opinion and how it’s so detrimental to the careers of assholes and creeps, when these are some of the same people…

Do you buy many new cars this way?

I feel like any luxury brand wants someone getting real cozy with their fun-but-not-necessarily-practical vehicles. People buy things they can touch; the longer they touch it, the greater the odds they’ll buy it.

Aw that's cute AF tho

OOoo you monster

What up, high-speed, low-retention buddy. There are dozens of us!

Same. Consumer product labels always say to use more than you need so you’ll buy more faster. Anything medicated is an exception obvs. I live in an old building and our water is hard as hell, and I still don’t need as much product as packaging leads you to use. If we had soft water, I’d be using double or triple the…

I’ve been doing this with pretty much everything including shampoo and body wash for a while. I use sulfate free shampoo bc I abuse the hell out of my hair with color and bleach. Sulfate free doesn’t like to lather for obvs reasons so you should be emulsifying it in your hands and applying it to very wet hair; adding…

He did a series well prior to Cosmos V2 called The Inexplicable Universe, I think it’s on Netflix rn, that was Cosmos with about a thousandth of the production value. It has more teaching, fewer theatrics, and a charm not matched by the spectacle of the new series.

People in bars and at other parties are roughly equals; no one is equal at an office party because you can’t reassign your boss, fire them, or deny their raises if you hit on them and they turn you down. The whole problem with hitting on your underlings and their family/guests is that the recipient doesn’t know if…

So it’d be ok for your CEO or director to come hit on you at the office party?

I’ve always had pleasant feelings toward black science man, but my entire life has been a lesson in not deifying people because they will disappoint you. Admire what they do all you want, but don’t pretend any human being is capable of being all good, especially if the reason is that you magnify their achievements.

Lmbo NO ONE hangs out at the gate when they have access to a lounge. Absolutely trying to get recognized.

...Is this your first time hearing about Ariana Grande?

They’re cheap in the sense that they don’t fit right, have no support, and fall apart. They’re expensive for what they do (nothing).

Short-haired ladies will tell you, everyone loves our fuckin hair. Sometimes you’re just trying to not stick out, not hide your identity.