But what if they’re trained to shoot black men on sight?

And if he doesn't, it's not like they can't plant them.

Ooh, is it racist mad libs time? I love this game.

That’s clever, I like it

Look, my husband is active duty and deploys to combat zones, and for a long time the majority of my friends were in the same situation.

Wow, how bout them open rotors though.

It doesn’t ennoble any people. Putting up with the kind of shit black people have to deal with day in and day out and not cutting necks is what ennobles this people. The Israelis failed that one, black people haven’t. I think they might not.

For them that's a feature, not a bug :(

I mean yeah when you look at the numbers he is “our” president, I just hope people can remember we were split. Not in like a “I deserve for you to assume I’m ok (even though it would not be in your interests to do so)!” sort of way, more in a “open to the possibility” sort of way.

Trump is some kind of goddamned medical oddity.

I’ve voted against this motherfucker and his cronies since day 1.

Lmbo as if she has an guarantee of that pay for more than 2 years or young people shouldn’t be paid highly if they’re qualified and they go for it?

Counterpoint: tough cuts (from muscles that get used a lot) usually have the best flavor, you just have cook em low and slow.

Sometimes I have to look at a calendar to remember that it is two thousand fucking eighteen.

Hrrrrrrngh I’ve been low-key hoping someone totals my car so I can replace the 2016 mazda3 with this one.

You know what, I’m making a judgement call. If you can’t figure out whether you should take a min from the press during a White House press conference, you're completely out of your depth and you fucked up no matter how old you are. If you're old enough to be a WH intern, you're old enough to be able to figure that…

omfg that’s perfect, thank you for that one

That’s a great one for me, sometimes I spend way too much time and effort trying to fix something vs just walking from it.

I do a lot of “be the change you want to see in the world” sarcastically AF lol

“Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch”