Legit thought he was Raggedy Andy and the Kid Rock costume was the offensive one for a sec.

It’s not so much ‘ono she shouldn’t be eating that!’ it’s more like ‘no one can live on that’

Right? Starting to think they saw the fridge in every Hilton executive lounge or Centurion lounge and thought it was fancy XD

K the only thing I can see in that fridge is like a ton of packaging and sugar

That’s fine. There's a reason I didn't hide his info.

That’s interesting, I had no idea about that. It’s been a long time since I’ve been on FB and I suspect that guy had no idea how to do that (he was real dumb, and I sent that to each of his listed employers with a screenshot of the rest of his profile where he listed them)

I had some dude on Facebook private message me to tell me explicitly that he was going to hunt me down and murder me.

Yes but women are catty and too emotional to do high paying jobs

Yeah, those 12 million paying into social security and not getting a dime out of it?

Trump thinks martial law is the guy you call to enforce the president's wishes

“Extremely short on thoughts."

He couldn't have his military parade so he's doing the best best thing

Is it hacking if they had control of the phone since day 1?

So I feel like if this dude got shot through a fence it would also not be murder for ~•~reasons~•~ right?

Hahahahahaha you think they’re going to be supplied?

Hey so if we’re doing this on the basis of something being “not natural” or weird or whatever can we start kicking Jeffy B out of places on account of he’s clearly a Keebler Elf fed after midnight?

This is what’s been driving me crazy since before the last election. It is a waste of time, money, and effort to court these clearly Republican voters when it means losing out on the liberal Dem base, who are far greater in number.

If we were at declared war with Russia instead of this shaky conflict/not conflict, Trump would be swinging from a gallows for treason.

Yeah after Trump stole our house, I made sure to calmly let my Trump-voting, Hillary-hating mother know exactly what she voted for until she realized how bad she fucked up. I was not shy about reminding her that my 28 year old sister, who lives with her, is dependent on the Medicaid she voted to restrict due to severe…

Hey, trip your coworker sometime when he's not looking, will you? Preferably when he's got some hot coffee.