Thank you, thank you

I’m not saying people buy more horsepower than they need for this reason, but if you’re trying to merge into fast traffic from a short on ramp, you need to be able to move. Cruising speed doesn’t matter when you’re dealing with traffic. Granted, the people here who actually do that are statistically insignificant, but…

There’s nothing wrong with fucking a dude for money. If you don’t want to read about it, don’t click the fucking article.

I’m always sticky

tl;dr I just sniff everything

It goes by Department of Education now, doesn’t it?

Here in the Midwest we have speed limits up to 80mph and you don't have to drive far from the city to hit them. The freeway my husband takes to and from work every day is 65 to 70 and many do at least 80 (it’s a 2 lane interstate/highway with 3 lanes at the interchanges). Of course, we empirically have the worst…

I don’t mind being behind a slow car as long as they don’t cruise in the passing lane or make me slow down on an on ramp.

Would probably drive if I ever lived in Japan. I drove a scooty little Note last time I was there, loved it.

Wow, holy shit that's dirty. Helios and Matheson is such a shitty company.

I say this every time this comes up: the only thing that should ever come out of checking or savings is your rent, and car or loan payments.

Hey so do you use that Reynold's heavy duty tin foil or some off brand shit?

He seems totally insecure which usually translates to being an easy lay, which I'm all about when he speaks French. I'm a trash person though.

I fly into screaming rages, myself. It’s not really that productive, but I do find it actually blows off some of the steam so I don’t explode and go on a spree.

I know it’s not helpful right now, but I need a fucking escape from reality with this shit. Do you want to fantasize with me about going back in time and blowing up. every. single. Puritan ship that dares leave the docks?

Kavanaugh’s behavior and then Flake and Coons fucking DEFENDING him to CBS with all this “I gotta put myself in his shoes, I’d feel the same way” made me literally sick with rage.

It’s one thing to be conflicted about your personal feelings for a person and their horrible behavior (especially when it didn’t affect you), but an entirely different thing to deny the wrongdoing ever happened in order to not feel that conflict. Grown ass people without the emotional depth to understand that are…

Perhaps it isn’t minimizing the Dreyfus affair but is instead tongue in cheek, the way Polanski downplayed his sodomy, rape, and drugging of a child?

I don’t keep baking powder, shit goes flat, and baking soda is worthless without buttermilk, which I hate. Little box of pancake mix can be used before it turns to crap.

Fuck a term limit, I’m here for AGE limits