Hrrrrrngh

Trees are barren because the squirrels took all the nuts and put them in this engine bay

1. Are you my husband?

As much as I would love to put her in SD because those motherfucker deserve her, having her anywhere in the Midwest is too close for comfort.

Because singing is a joy even if it sounds bad. Plus we don't care what other people think.

I don't see Hawaii putting up with her bullshit.

It’s this stupid shit that has caused hell to freeze over and gotten me to agree with Steve Bannon about Elon being a goddamn manchild.

Does this go for when CBP interviews you before you board but after your pass is scanned?

Gross, no.

I feel your pain. Fucking USAF doesn’t tell spouses shit directly, they rely on the ADFM to relay it.

Bird skull=delicious brains. Y100 is a steal.

I’m pretty sure breakfast is the last meal I would ever want to eat at KFC. Mother of God.

Realtalk, Lawson and Family Mart are amazing. I was kind of pissed to come home after my Japan trip, and I had been pretty apprehensive about going in the first place.

God, this. This is the only reason I always get aisle seats. I'll pay extra if I have to.

This is what I do. My insulated mug always comes with me when I fly.

I’m definitely not chipping in on that, they’re gonna be wasted on him.

This. Pour the salt in a circle and if you have a narrow, tall pot, do another half or full circle. Boom, now it’s salty enough.

If you’re using a commercial sauce, maybe. I don’t salt the shit out of homemade sauce, so the pasta needs to be salted to taste like pasta.

Are they the same as the ones on the olive bar?

Breakfast for dinner is one of the best dinners and the best breakfasts are savory and hot. Pho is a great breakfast. Japanese breakfast with a piece of grilled/baked fish, some rice, miso soup, and an egg if you feel fancy is the bomb. My tummy was so happy in Japan.