Aww, princess! You’ll get over it, I promise. And you really have some nerve talking about “respect”, when this crowd LOVES to rip people’s heads off just because they don’t like what they have to say. And you lot just LOVE to question someone’s parenting skills in the most petty, passive aggressive manor. I watched a…

Hey dump truck, I started this burner title in July of last year. Around March, I forgot my password and had to start another burner, but with the same name. Just the fact that you’re trying to turn the tables on ME, verifies that you’re a troll. Any sane person would have left by now. I know you SOOOOO badly want to…

No problem. I think it’s really “shitty” that rabid Jezzies are still dumping all over you, even though you apologized, AND redacted the offending comment... All over an obvious troll who played them all like banjos. As much as this crowd hates Whoopi Goldberg and her ridiculous defense of Bill Cosby, this crowd here…

I’m not spamming you, dipshit. The jig is up. So please, for the love of all that is holy, get some fucking therapy and leave people on the internet alone. This trolling business is really becoming a problem. It’s not cute anymore, and at this point you look just as batshit crazy as you really are. Get help, and I’m…

Compassion for whom, exactly? The obvious, batshit troll that whipped every one up into a frenzy, the idiots who took the bait and dumped all over this woman, or the pedophile who’s suing one of his victim’s parents?

Actually she really shouldn’t feel bad for reacting in a fashion that’s pretty normal for anyone with children. And I really doubt she really wanted to see Fogle raped, it’s just an emotional reaction most people have when confronted with human garbage. It’s a reaction she’s completely entitled to. This TROLL felt…

So I guess this is his new burner. Didn’t he claim as Gurvis that he was anally raped as well? I get that he’s supposedly a Somali refugee from Canada but also The Netherlands, and didn’t he also claim to be trans as well? He/she is so fucking batshit, even for a troll. And people here on Jez are so goddamned gullible…

Oh really? I knew something was off, the “triggering as fuck” line was what really tipped me off that this was a troll, just that particular wording was suspect. And this sort of crap seems right up GurvisIsBack/Hoyo Africa’s alley. Gotta love all the rubes here who jumped all over me because “rape”, even though I new…

I’m not the one with the issue over comments. Maybe you should leave? I don’t know, and I don’t really care.

Never Been to reddit in my life. Try again.

Really sorry you got your head ripped off. You shouldn’t have to apologize for commenting from your perspective as a parent, but... That’s Jezebel for you.

Oh my god you fucking people.

I can only hope this maggot-y shitstain of a human being will get the shit beat out of him for this. In fact, he probably will. I really just don’t understand how one person can be so hopelessly horrible and pathetic. Please die, Jared. Sometime soon, if you can.

I think you might be getting trolled, fyi. If it turns into a back and forth thing, you’ll know. Also, I honestly can’t disagree with anything you said.

Those are some of the ugliest sunglasses I have EVER fucking seen in my life! They look like those kiddie plastic glasses that someone popped the lenses out of and put those fruity color-tinted mirror lenses in instead. People actually think that shit looks cool?! LA, man...

Bitch thinks she REALLY Guinan, and it’s only bound to get worse the older she gets, and she moves into “sage” status by just being old. Ugh.

So, what’s with her botched plastic surgery? Why doesn’t she... You know... Fix it? But then again that poses another very important question, like why the fuck did she get it in the first place? When I first saw her, I totally thought she was the newest TLC exploit, with a gigantic tumor in her ass or something. Is…

The thought of Anthony Wiener sending me a dick pic makes my lady parts drier than a prune (not one of those quasi-moist ones either, like those really dry, chewy ones that are completely flavorless.) Groce. Excuse me, I have to go vomit now. But before I go... I did find his theme song, among YT’s endless cache of…

People are acting as if someone said “Hey, this is garbage, and if you like it, you’re garbage too. In fact, you’re a cock sucking retard who eats babies and beats off to trump speeches and 19 kids and counting reruns.” It’s like, chill the fuck out, people. You didn’t write this tripe, why are you so defensive about…

SOOOOO many people were not pleased, myself included. I believe Jia Tolentino wrote it, I’m not sure if she’s still here. But there was plenty of doubling down instead of apologies, and people were pissed. I will never understand this site’s love affair with Kim Kardashian, but that being said, those two women have no…