To me, this isn’t even cynical. In order for it to be cynical, you would have to get the feeling that the person presenting the satire truly doesn’t care about the topic at hand, which isn’t the case. It’s not even mean, I could see if it took actual shots at men who really feel this way, but it doesn’t. It’s…

Do NOT fuck with women who work in nail salons. They are under paid, and extremely overworked. After having to deal with toenail fungus and inhaling acrylic dust all day.... Shit, I’d say that dude got lucky.

Ok, person with too much time on their hands, lol! Oh, does Jezebel staff pay you to defend the comments section or something? I mean, if it’s your job, I totally understand. I wouldn’t want to be taking food off your table or anything. You know, the things that REALLY matter. So I sincerely apologize. I just hope…

Yeah, same here. I actually thought it was going to be a heartfelt piece, but as I continued reading I assumed it was satire, or that perhaps I was having a stroke? Hence, my bewilderment. It just wasn’t funny. I get what kind of self aggrandizing piece they were trying to satirize (Never mind the fact that Jez has…

Yeah. Bad satire, I suppose. But after the Hugo Schwyzer debacle, who can really blame anyone for believing this shit was real?

I’m not actually. I used to read Jez back when they were, you know, good. But now Gawker is gone, and I really try to like Jez, but it’s not Gawker. And it never will be. Sigh.

Is this Jez trying to adopt Gawker’s signature snark but just... Not really hitting the mark? This reads like one of Gawker’s bad weekend op-eds that fucked a Yahoo April fools day article, and this was the baby.

Is this for real? This has to be a joke, right? WTF did I just read?

I remember when cyber bullying was used in the context of being connected to ACTUAL bullying. That is how the term was first created, and that is how I feel it should be used. As someone who used to be subjected to cyber bullying after I came home from school, I can tell you with certainty that some celebrity cannot…