“Let’s not be a dick about this”

I saw decaying sea sponges.

Gosh, is there anything Kendall Jenner CAN’T do?

First of all, please stop with the “supermodel”. kendall is not a supermodel. She is barely an average model. And unless she pays homage to Karen Finley by cramming yams up her ass, she can GTFO.

That’s easy: NO. Because I would never have sex with Jason Momoa, his eyebrows are scary. And Trump claims that he never goes ‘down’. Not happening.

I just stopped caring about what Minaj had to say about more or less anything once she decided to stand by her brother the alleged (read: as-yet-unconvicted) child rapist.

Beats by Dre is the worst ironic product name ever.

Seriously. Those should have been the last words out of Howard Stern’s garbage can of a mouth.

Here’s what I know for sure after watching The Birth Of A Nation. Like Kara Brown, I’m done. I will never watch another slave film. Teach me something else. Raise a budget for another narrative. Black folks (and this country as a whole) have so many untold stories. I’m ready to watch them.

Ladies, what’s up with makeup? I don’t understand makeup. Why do you wear makeup? Why don’t I wear makeup? I don’t understand makeup. Doesn’t it take a lot of time to put on? Isn’t that a pain in the ass? I mean, I don’t know what’s up with makeup. If it was up to me, I’d say forget it no more makeup for anyone and…

I’m not mad at Alicia Keys for not wanting to wear makeup, nor am I bothered by Gabrielle Union’s possible choice to do the same.

Reminds me of the time I got banned from Diablo for duping.

This is actually hugely unkind to Dolezal, who’s clueless but seems to mean well. Jojo the Idiot Circus Boy was only ever applying for a job at Breitbart and raging because he’s not as smart as he thought he was.

I honestly assumed it might not be real, too. Think of the many episodes of KUWTK they’ll get out of it — it just seems like it’s almost too interesting to be true.

I salute your insouciant take on this. Humor is our only weapon against the Kardashian tsunami o’ crap.

Even Yeezus couldn’t save them.

No shit!! You expect us to believe she was bound and gagged and Ray J wasn’t involved? And she didn’t put it on video? And her mom didn’t negotiate the distribution rights?

This is absolutely true.

It’s just a joke. Everyone can relax.

Kim, I won’t believe it unless Kameras Kaptured it. Sorry.