I didn’t like it at all and I thought, I too, was the only one. One long car chase scene that I found uninteresting. The whole ‘dude playing a flaming guitar on a war machine’ thing summed up the movie for me. Da fuq?

You’re not alone. I almost turned it off halfway through. When it finished I wished I followed through. It was a good-looking movie, but lord was it dumb. From the plot holes to every character being just Stock Bad Guy/Good Guy (save Furiosa), I still can’t fathom why people like this movie.

Didn't work for Jordan Clarkson.

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Interesting. If they keep trading everyone, they might end up with the most innovative no-huddle offense in the league.

Damn. I was figuring the quote would come from the scene where he shows LBJ his butt.

Well the 49ers could use a good receiver, and we all know that Chip Kelly prefers Whites.

Totally. I’m already preparing to give Cal a run to the Sweet 16 in my bracket based on one minute of highlights. It could work!

you say his job is to report. I say his job is building his brand!

I have a fairly small following on Twitter, but occasionally something I tweet will get a little bit of viral momentum, usually because the team that I cover said/did something weird/stupid/good/whatever. A few weeks ago, I had a tweet go seriously viral, because it mentioned a prominent figure who then retweeted it,…

Shots fired.

McDavid scoring 22 seconds into the contest and then finishing off the Sabres, who tanked all last year to try and get him is the new “Most Buffalo Thing To Ever Happen.”

I am willing to convict based on that mustache.

I thought ‘retiring a hack sportswriter to Italy’ was the same as ‘sending Fido to a lovely farm upstate’. Disappointed to discover that I’m wrong.

Holy shit, those bullet points you highlighted are embarrassing!

The Los Angeles Clippys!

I don’t think that’s true.

Let's ask the Cardinal fans. On one hand, he's a Brewer, so the answer is no. On the other hand, he's white, so maybe? What say you, Best Fans in Baseball?

I went through 15 bitches once.

Harden did get McHale fired, if not by specific request then by being out of shape