How do you deal with a chatty coworker who CANNOT stop telling you arbitrary, uninteresting stories?

I recognize that this movie seems to be universally loved. I'm not trying to take away from anyone's enjoyment of this film, but if there's anyone out there who did not like Mad Max: Fury Road, please let me know you're out there. I want to know that I'm not alone in this world.

If it is possible to improve your sense of smell would you?

I remember when they were on Hard Knocks and the series opened with Herm Edwards using crayons markers to color a sign that said something to the extent of “Welcome to training camp”.

That walk of shame up the stairs couldn't be any longer

The old chicken and the egg debate. Chickens won’t participate in sports with head trauma and eggs are good for breakfast ... what was I talking about again?

Counterpoint: best way to start a race

“Ah yes, junior high. When humiliating yourself in public was new and fresh instead of the daily norm it has now become.”

“I’m completely for women power.”

A friendly reminder that not only the exotic animals want to kill you in Austrailia, all animals do!

If these athletes were a little more honest we’d probably hear this answer a lot more often. If you could eat all you wanted and know you were gonna work it off in practice tomorrow you'd be pretty happy too.

Haven't seen a bat grab that impressive since Manu Ginobli

That too!

There’s no quicker way to destroy your suave European reputation than by having people call you Hank.

Talk about peaking in high school

I love deadspin cuz I can skim an article like this and when I see them on tv at the bar (like tonight) casually mention to my friends “they’re a good young team. I think they might be able to make a run in the tourney”, without watching a single minute of college basketball this season

Preposterous.

I think she could definitely take Betty White in one-on-one

Can you imagine how hard Melo would foul this kid if he tried that on him

But has anyone ever seen Scooby’s birth certificate? Chihuahua sounds Mexican to me. Plus he has small hands.