I’m done feeling sad for these fucking people. This is pure god damn, “I thought only blacks and Mexicans would be affected, not white people.”

Conserva-logic: (All comparisons are relative to the other)

Putin, however, announced on Friday that he would not retaliate, and would instead wait to see what the incoming Trump administration’s policies are.

Nah, Old Putin-pants just wants to seem benevolent to secure his long-game. He gives zero shits about the American kiddos having a nice holiday.

Then we get Pence! Yay!

And they won’t even see it coming when suddenly the Sprint And T Mobile merger is back in the table because Trump made The anti-trust worries go away. It’s just pathetic how obviously we are all getting played right to our faces. Jerbs! Jerbs, everyone! 5,000 shiny new jerbs! Pay no attention to that other stuff over…

Nice try? This will work, just like his Carrier propaganda. The American electorate is dumb as shit and every single time Trump tells them “I did something great” they will believe it. And at the end of his first term when the country is irrevocably fucked he will just say “everything would have gone great if not for…

Thank god. From a legal perspective, I have no doubt that the French court reached the right decision; her life was certainly not imminently threatened and the law, for very good reasons, restricts the availability of self-defense as a protection to a murder charge. So yes, I think she was guilty of murder under the…

I don’t care that he is an independent- but to act like there is some deep seated corruption because the DNC favored a member of their party over someone who has always been an independent is childish.

What? He ran for president as a member of the Democratic Party but he’s been and Independent since 1979. And when he returns to congress he’ll be and (I) not a (D) because he is not a member of the Democratic Party.

I read way too many of these (up until “foxhead garlands”) before realizing this was satire.

There is plenty of blame to go around. Literally every eligible voter that did not vote for Hillary gets to share some of it. I don’t care who they voted for—Stein, Johnson, themselves, the Rent is Too Damn High Guy, no one—they deserve part of the blame.

And, yeah, HRC’s campaign deserves some shit for taking WI and…

Hillary Clinton was a great candidate and would’ve been a great president. That’s the problem: You, like so many others, have allowed rightwing propaganda to color your judgement.

Bernie Sanders was and is not a member of the Democratic Party.

It’s amazing how horrible you can make a process sound when you just make shit up out of thin air. Did you enjoy your first election cycle?

Trump is a travesty. But it’s going to be the Ryan and McConnell and the rest in Congress that are going to trash everything. Trump will just sign whatever shit they put in front of him.

Exactly. Or maybe it just isn’t a deal breaker for her. I mean, it is for me. But it simply isn’t for a lot of other women. And that’s fine. We all have our lines in the sand. Cheating isn’t her- that’s her business.

It seems we have the exact opposite information for college-educated white women.

Dammit Bob, I said white power not powder.

Seriously. I know a social worker for meals on wheels with two daughters that voted for him because Hillary was too untrustworthy. If she voted for him after all was said and done nothing would change her mind.