Correction: Hockey is awesome.

AN OUT IS AN OUT

If done on purpose, that’d still totally fall in line with the Kaceytron character.

It’s the 1600 meters, not the 1600 mee-ters, son.

Ashley Young is so much better when he's not diving for a foul every time he gets in the attacking third.

I’ve never had any great desire to play this game.

Until now.

Had to look up what Annihilator did. Dear lord. Annihilator *6*?!

DUKE WINS!!!! Enjoy your consolation stars with all the rest of you losers.

Only a Deadspin writer would try to say Pareja somehow came out ahead in any way in that scenario.

That looked like a win for the Timbers coach to me. Flipped the tissue, said "Scoreboard bitch", and walked away leaving the Dallas coach looking like a little kid....

Porter absolutely takes the W here! You can’t lose the game, and your cool, and get “scoreboard, bitch”-ed, and call yourself a winner.

Hmmmn... For one, not sure I agree that Pareja took the psychological edge. Look at Porter’s haughty laugh and casual toss of the tissue right by Pareja’s grill. Also, I’m sure Pareja would rather have taken 3 pts than fail to land a sick burn.

They say you should save three month's wages for an engagement ring, which explains why his was invisible.

the thirst is real

Soon I won’t have to actually play Bloodborne. I can just go through each article Kotaku has posted about it.

“Sure, I appreciate it, Dad. Giving me a football with my own autograph on it just seems a little odd.”

The fart she directs at the television at :09 seems to actually affect the race.

Watching that Red Wings lose this game without getting a point after having a two goal lead in the third period was also a direct blow to the coin purse