Obviously that kid has never played Tecmo Super Bowl.

*cough*Alien Swarm*cough*

My son was born on April 1st and that little disappointment continues to be the cruelest prank the universe has ever played on me.

You may get into a few arguments.

I'm not sure that's a reasonable comparison. Hands are pretty necessary for daily life (I assume the plea deal would preclude prosthetics?). Ovaries really aren't. In fact, many of our lives are much improved by altering or eliminating the "monthly" (LOL try to tell mine that) complications they cause.

Forced sterilization is wrong. Sterilization as a choice to avoid jail time is fine.

If I had to defend him, the soft touch around the rim with his left hand would bum me out the most. Also, he's a foot taller than me, so I would be dunked on a lot.

Good grief. Can you imagine the shitstorm if there was a "Make Bayonetta a man" jam, or "Fix Tomb Raider by making Lara into Larry" event?

Nothing on there is just "upscaled" and nothing on there is "untextured".

I always wondered what happened to Braylon Edwards' dog.

Actually, if you read the whole piece, only 8 of the team's 46 members were even at the party (the others were away playing a game), the party wasn't an official team event, and the way they've been characterized by the administration isn't exactly reflective of the reality, which is much more complicated than "SPORTS…

Racist? Come on, Samer. This dog doesn't even see color.

She'll get no sympathy from her roommate, the tiny violin player.

Indeed they are

I don't like the assumption either because the whole "men can't control their penis" feeds into a whole lot of other problematic stereotypes too. Not cool lady.

I've been cheated on in every serious relationship I've ever been in except my current one. I've never cheated. I'm a dude. I only date women.

There's a reason that some women get their hackles up about their boyfriends being friends with women. That's because dudes are always cheating. Being cheated on is one of the 26 tolls that you pay when you date men.

If those pictures ever come out, the dolphin will lose its eligibility for receiving an improper gift.

What's gross is a woman hooking up with multiple guys in AOL chat rooms (Laura had several screen names) and then sleeping with them in exchange for being fed and entertained for the evening.