Shit, if that's your logic, let's just have a designated offense and a designated defense.

How can the MLB add more teams without mucking up the divisions as is? I can see how the NHL (add Seattle and Portland/SLC to the West) and the NBA (add Seattle to the West and KC to the East) could, but people would flip when you start shifting teams around. Hell, the Cubs are mad that the Astros got moved, and…

Unfortunately, very few people will get the reference.

Jez has been terrible with their March Madness events because everyone seems to fall back on the comfortable picks.

You're a monster!

"Madam Chillie Poon" has a good ring to it as well. We need more titles in this.

The worst part, aside from the purposeful vagueness, is the amount of hyperbole being used. I can understand if you find something very impressive, but if you 'literally can't stop watching a looping gif,' you have a serious medical condition. If you can't believe what has happened in a video, you're a moron.

Sure, but headlines like "You won't believe what happens in this video!" or "I can't stop looking at this mindboggling picture!" are literally clickbait. If you can't ascertain anything about the content of the article from the headline, then the headline is de facto terrible. It catches your interest in that…

Whoops, wrong thread. New Kinja sucks.

Had OSU losing in the second round. There goes my entire bracket!

That's an impressive transition into offseason mode.

Not to be that guy, but can someone explain to me how the guy with the assist didn't travel?

You should probably go to the doctor and have them check out your inability to stop watching a dog. That sounds really serious.

Hopefully you will eventually find a penis to fill that hole.

How do you really feel?

Jameis Winston apparently won't stop scoring, either.

And yet, no one bats an eye about Dwyane Wade's parents refusing to fix that typo.

"Mon-trez-zle." It's like Quetzalcoatl.

Considering how well they are doing with so little, I think it's strange that you would write off the Bulls in the East.

You act like Deadspin has been pumping out updates every few seconds to push through a narrative. Instead, they have had three articles about this in the last two weeks, and the most recent article basically stating that this whole thing is a non-issue. Tell us again how Deadspin is "trying to make this a thing,"…