Used to be my ringtone in college.

Twin Peaks!? That finale was a culmination of Lynch absolutely destroying an amazing show. I demand an apology.

Keep it classy, San Diego.

USC needs a coach that fits their current scheme. They should see if the Cryptkeeper is available.

So long as you agree that it is plenty stupid.

Because Vengaboys was the best way to play him off...

In the years when we don't make the playoffs, we have always played a vital role in keeping other teams out of the playoffs. Unfortunately, that meant that we played a role in getting the Cardinals, Reds, AND Pirates into the playoffs this time.

Who gets lemon pizza? So gross.

I know the difference. My point is that if you're going to get on your high horse and speak publicly about substance abuse, don't shy away from the spotlight when it lands on your own team.

I believe that they got penalized and weren't able to appeal, but that isn't the point of my post.

I'm not a Seahawks fan: just wondering what happened to Harbaugh's big talk on substance abuse.

You got me! Those two images I posted were just a clever ruse to claim that Cutler is not as good as Ponder. There is no way that the content was directly related to what everyone else is talking about in this thread.

Yep.

Let's not forget Cutler trying to outshine Christian Ponder.

I could, but I'm a lot less moved by the gesture when he waited until after he played one more game for the paycheck. I also highly doubt he would even think about rehab if he hadn't been caught and arrested and whatnot.

So when the Seahawks get caught using Adderall in the offseason, Harbaugh makes a big fuss about them having substance abuse issues. When his own player is caught driving drunk with pills and weed a few days before a game, mum's the word?

Talented female actors tend to have lasting careers and are capable of owning their age just like their male counterparts. When you have Helen Mirren, Judy Dench, Betty White, Sally Fields, Susan Sarandon, Sigourney Weaver, Annette O'toole, Charlotte Rampling, Maggie Smith, etc. maintaining themselves, it isn't an…

Can we please talk about the name Austin Tennessee?

MetLife partnered with Charles Shulz's Peanuts IP and uses Snoopy as a branding tool. So yes, Snoopy is permanent so long as that partnership and the MetLife sponsorship persists.

Shut up, Dad!