This sketch has always reminded me of this:

Can we please talk about the name D'Brickashaw Ferguson?

Placeholder until the Giants/Cowboys game.

We played Vodka pong every once in a while during my undergrad. It really makes you not want to miss your shots.

Fair enough. I've never understood why base runners are "allowed" to charge into catchers, but for some reason the other basemen are off limits. Even with the additional padding on the catcher, the collision is still super dangerous.

No, I mean shoulder charging the 2nd baseman on a non-forceout play at 2nd.

How do you feel about allowing collisions at the other bases?

Are you sure? I can't tell if you're really bad at being sarcastic or not.

How do you really feel?

My fantasy league works via rotisserie points. One of the categories is GWRBI, which has to be the worst metric by which to award points. Even though my team is in second with RBIs, almost none of them are game clinchers, so I get shafted regularly.

Bears can smoke, right?

What are your thoughts on proofreading?

You can't punish someone for the opinions of their family members. How the hell is the coach going to explain that? "Well, you see, someone showed displeasure in my coaching and I can't allow that, so I have decided to actively hurt the chances of one of my QBs getting drafted in the future."

It's a self fulfilling joke; no need to be made.

Rich White girls don't like being sexually harassed by homeless people. Polish racists are quick to aggression. News at 11.

Yeah, if we were going by career benchmarks, all four should have reserved seating in hell regardless. That being said, Selig has been passable, even slightly agreeable this year compared to the other three.

"Face fuck boy" vs. "face-fuck boy" is now the debate of the night.

I didn't realize that there was an MLB lockout this year. Oh, there wasn't? I guess that's irrelevant when we are discussing commissioner quality for this year then, huh?

Those are all valid complaints, granted. Selig is at least taking slow, steady steps to improve baseball. At the end of the day, he is still better than Bettman, Goodell, or Stern. I just wrote out a long breakdown of why, but it's a moot point.

Remind me how Selig fucked up again? I didn't know bringing the hammer down on PED users and allowing the introduction of replay to baseball was on par with any of the terrible shit Goodell, Stern, or Bettman have done this year.