I SWEAR TO GOD KARA, SHADE COURT IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME ALIVE TODAY. Bless you.

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

This man is bound to crack soon, right? He can only focus on perceived slights. His all-consuming need for revenge is bound to backfire soon enough. (Or so I have to tell myself in order to keep calm and carry on.)

Contemplating marriage, I gave Carrie a sapphire ring and subsequently in the romance she gave me a Donald Roller Wilson oil painting of a monkey in a blue dress next to a tiny floating pencil, which I kept for years until it began to frighten my children

I’m glad I’m not the only one wondering about that, hence my comment:

BUT HER FUCKING EMAILS

It must be exhausting to be so easily offended. The amount of time and effort he puts into being petty is almost impressive.

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

“It was absolutely fantastic. Murder gives me a high unlike any other, it feels like this crisp unreality. Flashing & sparkling. Adrenaline & shock. Fight or flight mode. How do I even go about describing it. The whole thing was unreal.”

I was in Austin, too! It was indeed an amazing experience. I hope this makes more liberal Texans realize they are not alone! I also hope this march (or rally, since it was so packed where I was that we hardly moved) makes Texas legislators reconsider that stupid “bathroom bill” (along with a few other stupid bills!).

That was the first one that made me openly laugh. God, 3 Doors Down are the worst.

Wish I could have been there..

Reminds me of a Teacher’s Union protest a few years back in Chicago where someone had a sign saying the Chicago Mayor “Rahm Emmuel likes Nickelback”

I guffawed. Thank you!

The Austin march had a huge turn out and was the most welcoming, peaceful protest I’ve ever attended.

LMAO

At the DC march, a guy was wearing a shirt that read “Trump liked Nickelback.”

Both of those are amazing.