I just showed this to Mr. Zulu, because this is his attitude right now. Do you happen to have a gif to express how Bevo, the Longhorn’s mascot, might feel? It’s been a sad day at the Zulu compound.

I am the same way. I interact with tons of people in my work life and when I get home I don’t want to talk to anyone. Mr. Zulu understands and he is easy to be around but lordyparts, he sure is an extrovert. He knows not to invite people over unless I know way in advance and can mentally prepare. I just love being…

That’s great, it’s upside down. Note to self, don’t try to post a photo before making sure it’s right.

Whenever I encounter opinions I don’t agree with, I don’t argue, I don’t engage or get mad, I just offer my “ I am slowly burning you with my face”and walk away. Here is a photo of me as a kid perfecting this expression. Also, that lipstick is beautiful, what is it called?

Any age is appropriate for naps, at any time. I used to go out to my car at lunch and catch 15 minutes of high quality zzz. If it’s after 5 PM, you call it a “disco nap”. So you will be fresh and ready to go out to the disco. Or have the stamina to binge-watch. If napping can be a spirit animal, it’s mine!

“ told authorities her son’s biological father was an alcoholic, and that she didn’t want him to turn out the same way”. Sadly, she succeeded.

Oh, man. I am quite sure tomorrow morning some new outlet will breathlessly tweet that “so-and-so “threw major shade”at last night’s GOP debate!!!”. I can’t wait to hear your informed, professional opinion. Good luck in there!

As a woman who is sitting alone in a hotel bar in Plainview Texas at the end of a long trip, enjoying being part of and yet apart from my surroundings, I so admire her. She is creating a persona that she controls. She can walk among us without being accosted. I love her music and her approach to fame. She's a…

Oddly enough, my four month old grandson passes right out whenever my daughter puts on anything by Pearl Jam, I’ve seen it with my own eyes. Works every single time.

I kinda need to know this chicken’s backstory. Acid attack by a jealous flock mate? Clawed her own eyes out because she has just seen too much? There is an untold story here....

Looking at porn is normal. If he is attentive and loving and a good partner to you, it’s not a problem. Don’t porn-shame him! Consider this....make a date to sit with him and watch together, with the goal of finding some that you both enjoy. Why a date? Because it will give you something sexy to look forward to. It…

I’m a nurse. If you called my office during business hours I would have you come in right away. So my internet advice is to get to urgent care soon.

Fellow introvert here. I imagine people think I have a bladder problem, as often as I run off to the bathroom. Also, although I’m healthy, I sure do have to withdraw from events early all the time because I’m “tired” or “ don’t feel well”. I come home and decompress with silence , sitting out on the balcony, watching…

Great conversation starter! For me it’s This Is Spinal Tap, West Side Story, and O Brother Where Art Thou.

O Brother, O yes!

We are going on a similar road trip soon. From Austin, through New Mexico and Arizona, over to see my sister who lives in freakin’ DEATH VALLEY, then through Utah to Colorado and back home. I have never seen the Rockies, and Mr. Zulu is pretty excited about visiting the marijuana boutiques in Denver. We will try to…

I am a money worrier as well but investing in a house is the best move you can make. It's scary but worth it.

Well, now’s the time to jettison a bunch of crap. I’ve moved about 30 times in my life, so trust me, you think you might one day need this or that, you don’t. So far as the WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS panic....If you’ve passed inspection, have your loan in place, and the sellers are cooperative, not likely something bad…

Congrats! I will never forget the thrill of buying my first home. This was in 1986. I went nuts and painted it a crazy shade of blue. Lived there for a while, moved on to a bigger house as my family grew, and most recently purchased a sweet little post- family-raising condo. The reason I mention the crazy exterior…

Thank god I’m not alone in thinking this. Everything I’ve seen of her, from her TV show, to the ads for her upcoming film, to these photos, leaves me feeling ...meh... May I suggest you watch Jen Kirkman’s Netflix show “I’m Gonna Die Alone ( And I feel Fine)? She’s hilarious!