Great story, and I can't wait to use the term "twatwaffle".

Mark. I have been with you ALL day. I told you once before a few months ago how your posts got me through being sick. I would love to start this year off by not being a "perma-grey". I may or may not be dying of a deadly form of uvulitis, the jury is out. Still, it would be so nice if I could spend my last months on…

Fellow introvert here. One with Ebola. ( or maybe it's just the flu). I have the best excuse in the world to avoid all the NYE hoopla...I'm actually sick! A blessing? Perhaps, because if I weren't afflicted with a deadly virus I would have to pretend I was enjoying being out with the throngs of drunks. Not gonna lie,…

Me too. It started as one tiny cough Saturday afternoon that just didn't feel right and I knew. I knew right then I was that character on a TV show written out of the script who coughs once and ends up being diagnosed with ebola by the end of the episode. I have never been so sick. Each day since then has looked…

Man, thanks for reminding me of this song. I'm home sick so had plenty of time to go do some internet research on a question that's long been in the back of my mind...just who is Carey? Turns out Joni and Cary have given interviews recently that tell the really cool story of the months they spent together in Greece.…

Clearly not the Shell station I stopped at in east Texas 3 weeks ago. I was met at the restroom by an old lady in a chenille bathrobe who opened the door a bit and peered in then turned around to inform me that " it's gonna be a minute hon. Sissy gots to go number two". I got back in the car and just held it for a few…

Well done! I've never read a romance novel in my life but that's about to change!

It occurs to me now that the IUD migration issue and your lack of orgasms must be related. This is pure speculation on my part, but as a gyn nurse I know the female reproductive system like the back of my hand. I have to wonder if your health issues which have been complex and involving not only your immune system…

White Shoulders reminds me of watching my mm getting dressed up to go out. That scent always takes me right back to standing by her vanity applying a little dab behind each ear. So glam!

Re: Best gift: I got a 1,000,000 (or so) magnifying mirror, which I had requested. Boy, I tell you what. If you suffer from moderate to high self esteem, just take a gander at your giant pores and forest of thick black hairs in a magnifying mirror, you will be cured. I spent all Christmas day plucking and squeezing.…

Hey there, I hope you're doing better today. I'm so sorry about your furry friend. Please check in and let us know how you are.

Good lord! I have nothing to say other than I'm so sorry your homecoming was so crappy. I hope you recover in time to make it out on Monday and enjoy the week. The IUD....it's wonderful until it isn't. I've seen this migration thing happen a few times. Healing thoughts from me being sent your way. The beautiful…

I've been at my current job for six months. I had my first performance review Monday which was incredibly positive on every point. I've been in my profession for 30 years. I've worked at five different jobs , and fired from two. At times I thought I would never make it. I'm almost 60 years old and have finally FINALLY…

This is wrong on so many levels. I'll leave it to other commenters to point that out. What I want to say to you, as a nurse, please don't give up on finding a diagnosis. Don't let people tell you you're imaging things or just seeking attention. There are so many disease processes that we're only beginning to…

So very sorry, nothing to say other than another human out here is sending you some positive vibes.

Bleach, Windex, Tilex, Comet. Lots of scrubby sponges and toss them after a few uses, they wear down. Wear gloves and a mask. Sometimes you just have to go full on chemical. I've cleaned some pretty horrific places using only these products.

One of my best friends was crushing on a sort of famous female musician . My friend had never been in a same sex relationship before but just felt it for this woman. She went to one of her shows and got the nerve up to go talk to her. They spent the next several hours hanging out and really hit it off. They have been…

Good grief C. A. do you ever like anything? For the record, mincemeat is delicious.

asmrequests....I do love her travel videos, they are fantastic.

Right? I have experienced ASMR all my life and consider myself lucky to be able to find peace in such simple activities as watching the videos that have proliferated in the past few years. I used to only have Bob Ross to watch, or if I was lucky, stumble upon random tingles at odd times like when I was on a customer…