Thanks! Being tipsy is always my default mode but it's not always an option. Sadly...

Be prepared for next time you see her. Practice a script in your head. " I've been meaning to ask you, what would you do/say about ( fill in the blank) I really value your input". Then let her share what she has learned. Her response might open you up and make conversation flow. I'm SO socially awkward, I really…

If you have ever spent even just a few minuets with a Down child/adult, you know how awesome they can be. It is a challenge to parent any special needs child of course, but I know for a fact my friends who have a very challenged daughter consider her a blessing and love her more than anything.

Yes BUT Down Syndrome is hardly catastrophic.

BUTTERS! I can't! Don't worry, I'm in my own head too, and it's pretty nice all up in here.

My cheating stories are so horrible and soul sucking I can't bring myself to type the words out to share them. Thanks to all of you to putting it out there and letting me know I'm not alone. Humans: Can't live with them, can't live without them.

Semi-retired. That means it's gonna be trotted out at the very next opportunity.

What I've learned from this is that Marcus is a bird from Guam who never learned how to tie a bow tie. He pretty much orchestrated his own demise.

Hey i just wanted to tell you I made those panko/Wondra pork chops tonight and they were fantastic. Mr. Zulu usually does the cooking and was happy for me to take a turn. He loved them and wanted to know to know where I got the recipe. I was "well, this person called Butters Joins Joy Division on Jezebel. You know…

Rufus. Chaka Khan. They were on heavy rotation in 1975 when I was a rebellious teen who ran away from home. I packed up my bags, hopped on a bus, and went to live with my new boyfriend of 3 days who I met in a park, certain that I was creating a fantastic life for myself. After about 48 hours of living the dream, cops…

I loved Soul Train so much...You cannot imagine a world before the internet, when being home to watch this glorious show was what we built our evening around.

You do your audience a disservice by misquoting the safety statistics about VBACs. Yes, it's true that most women who have had ONE prior C section with the appropriate uterine incision can usually have a vaginal delivery later, but after 3 C sections? It's incredibly risky because the uterine wall has been…

Feeling kinda "off"... That is a huge clue. I can't tell you how many times a patient has called and said " I don't know, I just don't feel right"... and sure enough, they are in the early stages of preE.

You're good. Perfect gift. You were raised right.

You had an excellent midwife. This is a great example of how things can go wrong in spite of doing everything right. Ya know, the tub birth is an awesome thing, but thank goodness for back up. The goal is a healthy baby and mom.

This IS a safe to get opinions. You are getting one from me, who does know better.

I am dispatching my baby goat to fly in her hot air balloon across the ocean and delivery a bouquet of glittery vibes to you all the way from Texas.

Thank goodness everybody! The male with a penis approves !!

I think it's insulting to give a shit about anyone's sexual orientation.

I love knowing that famous people who I like to imagine are cool are good tippers. As a former server I totally judge people on this point. Hopefully she was gracious to wait on as well.