dog abuse AND the equivalent of bunny blackface.

It's not even an 'arrangement' so much as I'm pregnant and so my drive is low and he gets very busy with work and so he's not so up for it either but we love each other to pieces and are incredibly affectionate so it's not like I worry it means the marriage sux.

sorry, I'm confused?

Sometimes I feel like writing in to Dan Savage to ask if it's OK if my husband and I are perfectly happy not to be boning all the time.

At least two of those ladies have had a lot of had a plastic surgery though, so they were not immune to Hollywood standardry.

I can't help but compare this piece to the one about the British lady who thinks she's all that. We love Rachel and want to defend her against the haters but if she started claiming she was gorgeous people would jump all over her.

Another one to add to the list of pieces that make me think formula feeding is maybe not so awful.

I think this whole thing is so hilarious, not so much this lady or her piece but how angry it's made people. The angrier people get the more I hope she keeps going.

This is what I (sometimes) do, although I feel guilty for wasting water.

I haven't heard that tanning beds (if used sparingly) are bad for your baby—just bad for your skin. But like I said I was aware it wasn't a genius idea.

How about "Why Would You Take That Risk?" magazine, for those who wouldn't lift a real-life finger to help you or your kid, but have lots of opinions on whether you can have a drink while pregnant, should breastfeed, or the wisdom of giving kids Benedryl before a flight.

Just this morning some people behind me on the bus were talking about how gigantic Jessica has gotten. I wonder if people feel betrayed that she used to be hot and then took the hotness away.

"Slutty whores and no culture." I thought Tucker was doing a major image overhaul this year or some shit?

Thanks, I needed that!

Someone please talk me down. I'm going to Anguilla in late May when I'll be 25 weeks pregnant and I keep thinking that if I just get a little base, I'll feel a lot less whaleish in my bathing suit. Someone please talk some sense into me, because I keep thinking, "I never go to the tanning salon. What's the harm of a…

yep.

Why didn't you just block her?

I revealed my pregnancy on Facebook, mostly because I am an online type of person and into my second trimester, I was ready to just talk about what was actually going on in my life (and I will admit the notes and congrats were fun as well.) I was aware that if things didn't go well, then that would have to be figured…

Tell me about it. You don't want to end up like one of these 'mos.

I have no beef (no pun intended) with vegans in general but this story is risible in its Portlandiaishness.