You could just walk outside. And the first 13 women you see would be better Presidents than Donald Trump.

I have come to realize how silly it is for a partner to sit back and expect someone to magically know your deepest wishes. I think my husband loves it when I’m like ‘I want to stay in bed on Mother’s Day’ or ‘I want to go a baseball game on Mother’s Day,’ because then he is always happy to oblige, but doesn’t have to…

Not all heroes wear capes.

Mainly because they cut them up because they’re itchy.

i don’t know why but this comment made me literally laugh out loud and now i can’t stop

I insulted him to his face at a concert. Really small venue event for charity. You were never more than three people away from the stage. The show started two hours late and after standing outside in stilettos waiting to get in the venue, I was not in the mood. I was standing dead center in front of the stage, being…

Why not? I love books. If they want to protest that way, it's cool. They're not being loud or disruptive.

Now I’m down for a joke the same as anybody else, but the fact is Bobby you teased me with 90 different pictures of Angela Lansbury so you really can’t blame me for being a bit disappointed. She is a goddess.

Beyond this being dangerous for actual victims of domestic abuse, I think it’s kind of self-congratulatory and gross to think that just taking part in a viral campaign is in any way doing any real good. Donate money, volunteer somewhere, but making a status update or tweet in instagram post does nothing but make the…

All major religions are fucked up patriarchies! Just a reminder.

I can back this up. I went on a financial scholarship, which is the only “true” scholarship they offer. There’s certain loopholes where people can get merit-based ones, but I don’t know any athletes on scholarship.

Planned Parenthood saved my life by helping me get treatment for cancer. My husband volunteered as an escort when the Texas nuts were on full rage crazy. We need more people like Cecil Richards who unlike republicans is actually saving lives.

Planned Parenthood has prevented more abortions by providing birth control and women’s healthcare than any jackass right wing group ever has. Fuck those jerks.

My mom has a perfect apple corer/slicer that she bought at a garage sale from the guy who was trying to market them. It has a piece that pushes the apple and core through the rest of the way. It looks kind of like this http://www.everythingkitchens.com/rsvp-z-gala-ju…, but I’m not sure just a blade cover would do the…

Dying laughing. Both better and worse than I thought it would be.

I am the proud owner of this Kuhn Rikon watermelon knife. I got it at Williams-Sonoma for around $20. The little holes that look like seeds are intended to keep the watermelon from sticking to the knife while you’re slicing. I have used it exactly one time.

I had this really cute idea a while back that I would make bento meals, pack them in advance the night before, and eat them very cutely at lunchtime. I would have rice, chopsticks, maybe cute designs, it would be super cool!

Loves my mini blow torch.

I could actually use one of those corn kerneler things.

WTAF. A wooden spoon that costs more than $4?? You can get these at the dollar store, Target, Krogers, etc. I don’t understand.

Like, dumbest thing ever? That would be my ex-husband. Currently I would have to say this fajita grill thing.