Yeah as does just getting a bit older, I think, and getting past that whole "Is my sex life normal IE the same as my friends'?" complex.

I'm so sorry to hear about your friend :( But if the mental image of me being married to a turd is lifting your spirits, then just call me Mrs. Hankie.

Sally Hanson decals are only $10 though and last about 10 days. I've never gotten more compliments on anything I've ever worn than when I've put on the fishnet ones. Get your shine on where you can.

I'm a 2 (I married #2.) I didn't plan it out that way but that's how it was. I had a real complex about it for a while and figured I was a freak and should probably try to bang a lot more guys just so I could be a bit more normal.

I agree. Fun fact: they make Malnati's pizza, too, at Pizano's. The only thing I hate about where I live (Edgewater) is that there is no Malnati's around.

WHY did I get a little turned on seeing Ru and Joel McHale standing next to each other last week on the Soup? I guess I have a thing for string beans in well-tailored suits.

I know it's not as special as an engagement but Lou Malnati's in Chicago makes heart-shaped pizzas each Valentines' Day and that's very special to me. Better than some b.s. prix-fixe nonsense.

what's the problem?

Going to someone else's place of worship is pretty much like going to someone else's house: things are probably going to taste/look/sound/smell different from what you get at home but if you can just be polite and sit tight for about an hour or so you can go get donuts afterwards.

I feel the same way, which makes me think I'm turning into my mom, who told me to brush my hair Christmas morning in between breakfast/presents/jogging.

Her hair looked flawless as she potato-sacked

I think Karl is still a self-loathing fat guy on the inside.

I don't have any hate for Lana Del Rey but I also don't like being instructed not to criticize someone/something. This was something worth parodying but they could have done it in a more clever, funny way.

My friends and I speculated last night that all Tom Brady thinks all the time is "Brady. Brady. Brady." But right before the game ended last night, it changed to "Brady?"

juvenile, not edgy, to me.

I heard a rumor today via a Second City person that SNL is getting ready to lose a lot of its veteran cast members.

You're gonna get called out for age discrimination or slut shaming, get your helmet!

It's almost the weekend; let a playa enjoy her hyperbole. Madonna will be fine.

it looks cheap, which is the weird thing

I thought this was so blah for Madonna. The video seems like Gwen Stefani from a few years ago and the song is generic as hale. I am a self-admitted Madonna hater but I also cannot deny it when Madonna does what she does well. This isn't one of those times.