best comment, shut the internet down now.

I'm just really happy that people actually got out their wallets and raised hell with that as opposed to just changing their Facebook icons to read "I Stand with Planned Parenthood" and whatnot. I mean that's all well and good but people got Komen where it counts.

I hope someone does a nice side-story about how the people outraged at SGK got their shit together and made themselves heard with a quickness. And what this says about how a lof of people in this country feels about the politics of women's health.

Heartened to see all the compassion in this post.

If the original commenter was parodying Jezebel commenters, I applaud it. If not...well, I'm sitting on my hands.

I guess my sarcasm font isn't working.

I'm offended that you just automatically assumed that Doug is a man's name. Wow.

Hoya Hoya Saxa!

just waiting for her beauhunk

I hate that she does not make facial expressions. She looks like a less-awesome version of Ginny from "Sixteen Candles."

OTTERLY ADORABLE. The elite lamestream media is at it again with their inflammatory headlines.

for real. Sorry Brooklyn, we beat you to this.

That's what Beyonce taught us!

Come on ladies, you know you don't have to be in a relationship to enjoy V'day. Since I was little it was a day to get a card and a little gift from my parents and an excuse to eat some candy. It's more Holiday Lite than anything romantic, to me.

I bet this trick is going to run for President in 2016 and brag about how she had the stones to wag her finger in Obama's face. And some idiots will eat it up.

Oh man, it would have taken everything I had not to run after her and give her a shove. I'm getting angry-tingles right now.

I have to confess, a lot of time Clooney doesn't come off as the classiest person ever, like I remember him making a "jackoff" joke at one acceptance speech and then he was talking about whathisnames' big swinging dick at the Globes. I know some people probably love that he's salty and down to earth but I sometimes…

I agree: that cuckoo baby doll thing.

Personally, I hated the "I'm Angelina, you Jennifer, come on, bitch, you see where Brad at?" line—it's dated and just tears down Jennifer Aniston for losing her husband. OOH BURN.

I resemble that remark.