This sorta happened to me: I started seeing a shrink for my BED and my insurance didn't cover it because it wasn't proven that I had a pre-existing condition. It's a shame because I truly think that so many people actually need therapy more than they need a diet if they struggle long-term with weight issues.

Well it's not like you're already a millionaire and getting paid another million for the event, right? (I'm assuming)

Every now and then when I hear one of these stories about how a celebrity goes to the party of some big muckety muck they don't know because they got paid to, I feel all right about being a normal poor person, because at least I have my dignity and don't feel obligated to attend parties thrown by people I don't know,…

I hate Rick Perry for making me sympathize with Mitt Romney but that whole "Mormonism is a cult!" thing was just out of control.

word! <3

I like pretending that she writes all her tweets while she's in the can.

it's not helping to amend my opinion of her.

I ship Annie and Jeff. I also ship Joel McHale and myself.

They make me not want to breastfeed, tbh.

That's adorable

The couple that eats lasagne together stays together

@SisterDot Thanks! We're still having lots of fun and hope to for a while.

Today's actually my wedding anniversary. I think Kim would kill herself if she got a diamond ring as tiny as mine is. Our wedding wasn't videotaped but if it was you could see my husband and me joking around at the altar to relieve our "this is so weird!" nerves. I got no diamond jewelry as a wedding present. Our…

I think Chris Brown is a jerk even without the whole beating-on-women thing. I think the fact that he got in trouble for that just happened to help reveal his true colors.

it's kinda basically poisoning someone.

I could poke out my belly and you'd swear I was 5 months along. i'm not saying that I really think B. is faking it but I'm just saying, those bikini pics, I could replicate.

This works too I think/hope. I don't know if this is a real thing or not but for some reason the whole concept of it just makes me laugh so I sort of want it to be true.

OK I just saw the video of Beyonce's "collapsible" baby bump. This story needs to be broken wide open.

OK whatever, I think the locker chandelier is hilarious and adorable. Yes I had a dollhouse growing up, by the way, why do you ask.

But did she get an epidural? I withhold admiration until I know whether she took the easy way out on that one.