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Part of me wonders if there is a segment of this generation of new moms that will opt not to breastfeed, knowing what they know about how difficult it is in so many ways. I also have to confess that my mom is unrepentant about the fact that I wasn't breastfed, so I'm already semi-defensive in re: women who use

Good luck, Tracy, and take care of yourself.

is the lady in that photo eating a baloney sandwich with a side of baloney?

(channeling Elaine Benes): But how is Christopher's face?!?!

I'm tired of crapping on Paris' personality so I'm going to crap on her looks: she would be so much more attractive if she could evolve past the Barbie doll look because I think it's growing increasingly unflattering. She looks draggish.

I just finished watching this. I've got a hankering for some spankering.

Anything that's reminiscent of Grace Coddington can't be bad

Looks more Whitesnake than suicidal to me.

OK, I have to admit when I first saw those Old Navy ads I thought at first it WAS Kim. However, I think Kim is ridiculous and I do not want her to win anything so I am team Old Navy on this one.

This seems to make sense. Creative people and politicians are alike in that they think (or "we," since I consider myself creative) they have something to share that the rest of the world may enjoy.

haha. I googled him just to see and I was correct: he's pretty cute under there. But I find him entertaining beard or no beard.

he's what I think Brian Wilson of the SF Giants must look like if he shaved his beard.

We used to give our dog apple cores (Baltimore!) and he'd eat them and just leave the seeds behind which we sort of considered a "trick."

Terry Richardson took something as nice and innocuous as the thumbs-up and somehow made it look creepy and gross.

I would have said "Since I'm not a lady then, I cordially invite you to suck my dick."

can we please get #parishiltonisover to start trending on Twitter? I have actual things I need to do today and this will be a nice way to avoid doing them.

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If I were her, I'd hate babies too. Also, she is obviously not well. Thus she says and does odd things. We know this by now, right?

that's exactly how I feel. Plus, I was a click away from signing up and then I remembered how much bitching and moaning I've done this summer about not having enough free time. yeah...