He IS the People's Eyebrow...

Yes.

If Don Rickles insulted me it'd feel like a sunbeam hitting my clitoris.

yeah and he was bitch-eeee. I loved it.

I'd heart you except I already did.

promoted (or attempted to, anyway)

What I like about pantyhouse: support, no worries about paleness or varicose veins. What I dislike: hot crotch, my proclivity for ruining everything I wear instantly, the open toe issue.

I wish I could come up with a joke funnier than the fact that that first block of text ends with a cry against the anti-woman mores of Shariah Law.

I am heartened though to learn of the phrase "sweet ass-grabbing Jesus" so this day is a wash for me .

me too. Toes are not fingers. Which is why I will never get down with those running glove-shoes.

I love how the Waitress is the Waitress first, Mary Elizabeth Ellis second.

I credit Stacey and Clinton.

Ann Coulter says something randomly inflammatory, it gets posted, we talk about it. Coulter wins again.

Charlie Day and the waitress deserve their own photo.

Hey you guys, here's a story that's going to make you pity me, and is tangentially related to something else I believe in.

Sadly what I know about her mostly comes from my mom and dad (she used to be his boss and Baker & McKenzie.) Basically what I know is that she is nice and has excellent taste.

Well what a surprise. I looked at the report and what do we find:

I was about to blame Sarah Palin for being such a manipulative tease when it comes to the media and her fans here, but then again, this IS a story about Sarah Palin not doing much in particular that's running here so I guess it's a draw. She still sux though, and as a member of the lamestream media you can quote me on…

For some reason the description of that scene where she's drunkenly screwed while wearing a motorcycle helmet and then throws up in said helmet didn't make me want to see that movie.