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It's intriguing/sad, where she talks about battling the odds against women in comedy in Hollywood, ye it's sad that she seems willing to play its shitty games as well [tinyurl.com]

This makeover is way more intriguing to me (even though I know it's costume) having read that NYer piece about her. I wonder how she feels with this look.

I know this makes me a terrible person but I do hope Kim's wedding gets kanceled for some reason or another.

I for one am really looking forward to it. Looks like Mac is going to have to be forced to work on his core strength after all.

I don't know why but the detail that it's a calcium chocolate is just the perfect little bow on the scene.

Mom said never to put myself in a position where I am depending wholly on a man, which is interesting since she has been stay-at home since I was 2. I dunno if that was related to her experience or not.

I have a feeling both Chris Brown and Lindsay Lohan suffer from a shortage of good People.

I have to admit I was mocking Saryniti and her stepmom until I realized I was rooting for them.

Comeback starts Monday

I'm not totally sure myself. I think she's doing it because she was mad at the girl's mom/grandma? It's hard to get to the bottom of this story.

Is she possibly mentally ill? Not saying you can't be mentally ill and a dick, of course.

Still want to shit on her head.

It's usually while I'm exercising so I just hope it's covered up by Jillian Michaels' yammering.

My husband is reallllly uptight about toilet humor. I've never been a big fart humor person although I do think sometimes you gotta talk about poop, just because it's part of your well being. We've gotten into fights about it. That said I've totally farted in front of him by accident and pretended like it didn't

For some reason I'm still holding out for Clooney to come out as gay. I'm not sure why. I think that would make him more attractive, even tho I'm a breeder lady.

I like Meghan McCain. So sue me. If the Republican party were more like her I'd hesitate a second more in the ballot booth.

that's awesome and it would pay homage to my great aunt who always sent me prayer cards. Also my dad too, now that I think of it, who always sends me grainy PDFs of the church bulletin.

I was thinking about this a few days ago, how if I had a kid, maybe around when s/he was 13 or so, I'd give her/him some condoms and say "You are NOT allowed to have sex until you don't live here anymore but JUST IN CASE, you have absolutely no excuse not to use one of these." This might also turn them off from sex

My favorite salad right now is greens (add crunchy veggies as you see fit) with hummus, kalamata olives, golden raisins and if I'm feeling crazy, marcona almonds. Delish and I can feel my insides thanking me.