I just polished off some pb and baby carrots over here. Not a sandwich, I know, but I still think a noteworthy PB combo.

That's marriage right there.

You joke but you know that just one of those kids' winter wardrobes cost more than any of our clothes put together. I'm sure even their craps somehow have the Burberry logo on them.

I find pictures of celebrities' closets much more interesting than pictures of their babies.

That sounds like a really nice Bible passage.

Small government. Yr doing it wrong.

I have been saying this for a while. It's ironic how much conservative Christians and conservative Muslims have in common.

This story should just be titled Spanking Y/N?

Who the fuck are her people right now? Who let her book this gig and go out like this?

He may be legitimately lonely but it's like Hef is doing all he can to make sure he avoids the semi-dignified obit he could have gotten when he does pass.

ah, here comes the heartache. it's a well-known fact that old dogs return to a precious fuzzy state as they mature. RIP old buddies everywhere.

If possible you should look back at the history of jokes Norma MacDonald got away with on SNL basically saying that OJ was a murderer before he got fired.

aw that's awesome. I am into Google Maps lately for trips when I'm the planny one, and I share them with people when they're heading to those locales—they're especially great when you've gotten personal recommendations for places. I'm very proud of my New Orleans Google map.

I had 2 girlfriends with whom I'd take some fairly ambitious road trips. One thing that was fortuitous was that two of them were super-planny, and while I am happy to be planny, I am happier to sit back and rely on the fact that their plans would be great and so I'd go with the flow, so we weren't butting heads all…

That girl's name is Herman.

I would also like to call an end to yogurt companies acting like dessert flavored yogurt=dessert. Come on now people. We live in a society!

Hasn't dear Gwynnie done this before? I feel like I heard about her once doing the same to Mario Batali, the ol' "I love you, so quit being such a fat fuck."