and she won’t support Roseanne Barr having free speech?

Oh, they’re going with the “freedom of speech” argument again. I think the USA needs to be shut down for a day and everyone be taught what that actually means.

You could wind up PRESIDENT...

Yeah, because it implies all Asian people look the same, when there is a great deal of physical diversity between people of all ethnic backgrounds. Also, Asia is like... the majority of the planet. It’s like saying John Cho looks exactly the same as Daniel Dae Kim. They both have black hair and brown eyes, but very…

Following up “I’m not attracted to Asian men” with “... and he could only get hot white guys like me by paying for them or finding fame addicts” makes it sound pretty damned racist.

How many stories have you ever read about a woman being honest and telling her stalker to go away and the stalker saying “ok thanks for being straight with me, I’ll back off” ?

But I *enjoy* that eight minute search for potato peelers and double-sided tape.

potato chips are a waste of perfectly good potatoes

I’m definitely pro-cannabis legalization and believe that responsible use by of-age adults should be the right of most every person- but this is just stupid as fuck. Not because I can point to some science that says that it is bad for unborn babies, but because there IS science out there that points to it being bad…

Stoners are the fucking worst.

Do you have a moral, ethical, or medical reason why you cannot eat vegan food? Then yes, they should try to accommodate you. Otherwise, it’s not the same thing and you should enjoy the food they kindly made for you.

Narcissists hardly ever get diagnosed. As you say, growing up under one is tough, most of us get diagnoses like ‘golden child’ or ‘scapegoat’ and it’s not that you have an illness, but it denotes what kind of behavioral problems you developed in relation to the treatment you received from your narcopath. So if she’s…

“Thank you. Everybody in America owes me a dollar who read Infinite Jest.”

My only problem with that model is the prime items are often a little more expensive than the ones that you pay for shipping. Maybe the total AFTER shipping costs is still lower, but to one degree or another you are paying extra per item for prime shipping in addition to the membership

“A terrifying eight cups a day...”

You wouldn’t buy clothes you can’t fit in.

You folks who can do a wing must be brain surgeons. Otherwise, I cannot fathom having a steady enough hand to get both sides to match each other. Looks great!

Everyone everywhere is a goddamned moron and doing things incorrectly.

Or melt the cheese in a sauce pan on the grill while cooking the patties, then dip each patty to fully enrobe it with cheese before placing it on the bun.

That technique doesn’t work with the portions typically employed in my native Wisconsin. There’s just way too much cheese, there’s no way to melt it sufficiently off-grill without violating some law of thermodynamics.