Post pic of outfit and we’ll vote.

Why? You think women get a pass? I don’t think so.

It’s sexism. Men see 16 yr old girls as women because they want to. What would you be saying if he had had relationships with 16 yr old boys? Cue the old, girls are so much more mature argument? Guess what, they aren’t. They’re just groomed to act that way.

You can get it in 10 lb bags:

Sure, at least in terms of God. He can create whatever he wants and then change it later. Supreme creator, and all that (and I don’t mean that he also created the Supremes, although, of course.)

Is a God Who evolves fallible?

So... Christ ate cheeseburgers and ham salad? Death by crucifixion rather than hardened arteries?

The Italian side of my family had more adventurous palates, so we got the ham salad, although not “pulsed” just chopped kind of chunky. They never got peanut butter, tho.

Yep to the ham salad timing, also the Corningware and club crackers. I still buy club crackers. They are underrated.

Nostalgia. I really like hand cranked pencil sharpeners.

I have some Amazon pencils. Adequate. A bit light. Perfectly usable but nothing to brag about.

After that amount of carbs, you need to turn yourself in to Type-2 Diabetics Anonymous.

I was tempted, but it’s non-stick. No self-respecting pizza stone is non-stick.

I was tempted, but it’s non-stick. No self-respecting pizza stone is non-stick.

Like being a police sketch artist for people’s non-human fantasies. Also, is there a genre called crabcake?

And totally embarrassing to be seen with in public.

• What, in your opinion, is the one food that is never better homemade? Never? Probably condiments, except aioli. And pesto. Is that a condiment? I tried making mozzarella cheese once. The effort to results ratio was way off.
  

Yes! It looks like a futuristic dog bowl.

Macaroni and cheese is considered soup in Philadelphia?

I think you kind of have to buy something now and then (if you can) so your life isn’t a miserable hamster wheel of work/pay bills/work/pay bills. But as for whether the shoes were a good choice, first, $200 isn’t that much money, unless it is to you. Second, are they going to be useful, as well as fabulous? Because…

Morningstar Farms rocks now that they are non-GMO soy.