And the depression is worsened by having to clean up the mess they just made.

A good, chunky cream of tomato soup is a thing of beauty and delicious.

Mozzarella en carrozza is awesome and has probably been around as long as mozzarella.

Ok, the way some of them eat meat. LOL. But I can’t bear to think of eating fish seven days a week. More like once or twice a year.

Otherwise, if I say I’m pescatarian, literal-minded meat eaters often assume I eat fish at every meal, the way they eat meat.

Some people who are technically pescatarian only eat fish once in a great while. It’s easier for me to say I’m vegetarian, because people are usually asking what kind of restaurant we should all go to, not for my entire eating philosophy. Since I only eat fish a couple of times a year, and then only shellfish,…

Does anybody really want a hotdog that’s been inside a banana peel? Ew.

I just said the same thing, but the person who bought it might have realized it was stolen.

It probably wasn’t the person who locked it in the same place. He probably bought it from the thief.

They can change it to Almond Milque, just like we have vegan cheeze. Idk, I think it’s dumb, but the dairy industry thinks people are drinking it because it’s “milk,” when in fact people are drinking it because it’s not milk. Unless they can prove that people are fooled into thinking that it’s really milk, they don’t…

A stuffing bagel. The perfect stoner day-after-Thanksgiving sandwich.

You’re a purist. Most people are not on your level of food appreciation. They want to cram as much experience as possible into their mouth at once via food. Therefore, they scoop.

You have to ask for a schmear, not a wedge, of cream cheese. A good schmear is just about right.

I guess I’m old. I remember when good bagels were half the size they are now and the insides were NOT fluffy. I scooped them out, anyway, to make more room for the fillings.

Yet another reason to lose faith in humanity. Is it really preferable to buy one of these for $4.75 than to deposit a quarter to use a shopping cart?

And too many refined carbs and processed foods.

I hate those shitty little glasses.

You forgot all the free housework and emotional support they are entitled to merely by existing.

Malicious or not, it’s probably actionable.

Plus, of course it’s “mainstream.” It’s an institution. It’s the definition of mainstream. Like, you know, living in a house, driving a car, eating apples. Mainstream, mainstream, mainstream. For all I know, they don’t eat apples, either.