I just said the same thing, but the person who bought it might have realized it was stolen.

It probably wasn’t the person who locked it in the same place. He probably bought it from the thief.

They can change it to Almond Milque, just like we have vegan cheeze. Idk, I think it’s dumb, but the dairy industry thinks people are drinking it because it’s “milk,” when in fact people are drinking it because it’s not milk. Unless they can prove that people are fooled into thinking that it’s really milk, they don’t…

A stuffing bagel. The perfect stoner day-after-Thanksgiving sandwich.

You’re a purist. Most people are not on your level of food appreciation. They want to cram as much experience as possible into their mouth at once via food. Therefore, they scoop.

You have to ask for a schmear, not a wedge, of cream cheese. A good schmear is just about right.

I guess I’m old. I remember when good bagels were half the size they are now and the insides were NOT fluffy. I scooped them out, anyway, to make more room for the fillings.

Yet another reason to lose faith in humanity. Is it really preferable to buy one of these for $4.75 than to deposit a quarter to use a shopping cart?

And too many refined carbs and processed foods.

I hate those shitty little glasses.

You forgot all the free housework and emotional support they are entitled to merely by existing.

Malicious or not, it’s probably actionable.

Plus, of course it’s “mainstream.” It’s an institution. It’s the definition of mainstream. Like, you know, living in a house, driving a car, eating apples. Mainstream, mainstream, mainstream. For all I know, they don’t eat apples, either.

They wind up having a daughter with a fruit  name and consciously uncoupling sometime in the future.

The one who will give you the better reference.

Advil.

For about $100 or less, you can send all your non-carryonable crap in a box via Fedex to the hotel. It will take a week via Economy Great Rate (call and ask them). This is what I’m doing from now on, after having one of the worst experiences ever with checked bags and because I hate having to run out and buy all my…

Jaime Thorbin.

Yes, I’m shocked, shocked, that such an entitled little shit is making contributions to the party of Satan.

I don’t even go in my friends’ pools and hot tubs.