Because eggplant, cooked right, is delicious. Eggplant slices dipped in egg and breadcrumbs and fried, then salted and eaten in sandwiches with fresh mozzarella or eggplant parmigiana. Crunchy, salty and yum.

Why yes, yes, you did. However, I did think of changing it to comic book character after I wrote it, but I reasoned that comics are a type of cartoon, and I was on another page by then, and way too lazy to go back and edit.

Puppyforever walked around the end of the blanket, which meant to the other end of the living room because of intervening furniture, and peeked.

I was going to say that chefs hate everything, but you are a poet.

She wants OUUUTTTT. I’m betting she wants out of the whole First Lady situation, not to mention the marriage and is only staying because his handlers are holding the purse strings.

This would be sad if it weren’t so hilarious. They haven’t corrected it, either, probably because nobody has shown them the correct spelling. For the record: Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

That’s what airplanes looked like 50 years ago. The only difference is the screens.

Edible wild greens will make excellent pesto when young. Anybody with a yard has a ton of stuff that is edible that usually just gets mowed. Or, you could plant some kale seeds. Scatter them, for that matter. They’ll grow in the lawn, too.

Or maybe it’s the level of maturity they had at the age they became famous, even worse.

Plus, naming his child after a cartoon character.

Donald Trump throwing paper towels in Puerto Rico.

My big groups of friends used to just pass the check around and we’d all read it and make our contributions. Then someone would add it up and sometimes have to request a few dollars more. But our self-accounting was usually pretty close. I say used to because I seldom go out to eat any more.

Where does it show how much we spend in subsidies for companies that refuse to act in the best interests of the country and its people or the world and its people?

Giving it to rich fucks who don’t pay anything. Thanks for asking.

Giving it to rich fucks who don’t pay anything. Thanks for asking.

As a former fat person, I’m skeptical of these studies. I thought set point was disproved. I know for sure that typical approaches to dieting don’t work. You can’t cut down and be hungry. It’s horrible. You have to change your eating habits entirely and they have to stay changed. No more processed foods and carb-heavy…

I can’t help thinking of the 9/11 responders, all the firemen who went bravely into the towers never to return. Let’s not expect that from people.

And seriously high-fiber breakfast cereal.

And they are all afraid they will be the next one accused.

I see this with someone I know whose son is “on the spectrum.” He seems perfectly normal to everyone. Every little kid isn’t just like every other little kid. They develop individually. Unfortunately, our educational system doesn’t really account for that in all cases.