Touch his eyeball with your finger next time, and say it was an accident.

Now I want sandwich cookies.

I up-sized my purse to a tote bag and usually have an empty go-cup rattling around in there, as well as an empty plastic bag if I forget my canvas grocery bags in the car. Or, I can just use the tote bag to hold groceries.

Talk about making lemons into lemonade.

I agree. Where I come from, we just call it “tea.”

Ugh, some men are such assholes.

There’s meth around here, too, but even the weed/booze/occasional hallucinogen users seem to lose their teeth. They’re too broke for dentistry, but what about a toothbrush? Is it really necessary to eat a candy bar right before bed and then fall asleep without brushing your teeth?

It’s not genetics. The people I know who have lost/are losing their teeth spent/spend like zero time caring for them. Education, I’ll buy as a reason. They should definitely teach schoolkids about dental hygiene, if they don’t already.

Ebay, thrift stores, flea markets and yard sales, here. Anything I buy new is usually online, or an impulse purchase at Target.

It would be awesome if they would all let you shop online and just go to the store to pick up. That way you’d know if they had what you wanted before you made the trip. This is what I dislike about shopping in many stores. I seem to wear the most common sizes in everything and my size is always out. Stores like Lowes,…

I get all of this, but I still wonder why people don’t brush their teeth. I’m well over 40, haven’t got much money, don’t go to the dentist more than once or twice a decade, and my teeth are fine because I brush and floss them. I see people in my rural NY area start to have teeth pulled at 25 or so because they can’t…

Actually, I thought it was the hedge fund owners who were responsible, lending money at high rates to bleed Sears dry trying to make the payments. Sears would then close stores that were making less than others, throwing thousands out of work, while the hedge funders got a high rate of interest on loans they forced…

This. They’re complete assholes.

Date him and see if you like him, but take it slow.

OMFG, trapped between a rock and uh... a hard... place. I feel ya. In my case, if not abs and hard thighs, at least all their teeth. I seem to find a lotta 40ish men with visibly missing teeth.

Now that you mention it, some men do have “resting douche face.” LOL, thanks for that.

Meeting in bars is not for the shy. You have to return the guy’s first interested look with an interested look back. Then, if you don’t like him after chatting/a drink, you can move on later. I used to avoid the first looks out of shyness, and check the guy out surreptitiously, but by the time I was interested, he had…

If you can’t find a wingperson, find a bar with a good bartender, preferably female, who knows the clientele and will look out for you. When you find her, tip big.

What are the chances that Moore hired someone to torch the house and they’re now trying to pin it on a local drunk?

This. Most people have no idea how much more money the really rich have than the rest of us. If we raised the tax rates to 1970 levels, we could solve a lot of social problems, but then, the rich would have to part with a lot of their hoard, and since they now own the U.S. government, and quite a few others, it’s not…