Come for the game, stay for the soundtrack.

Everything in this post was phrased excellently. I laughed, and my morning is the better for it. Thanks!

There is, of course, Star Fox 64 3D. Not quite the huge upgrade that this would be, but SF643D is a damn good port.

I was thrilled to see the gameplay, but I got really sick of listening to that guy explaining the basic concept behind a crossover.

I disagree! They can be as blatant as they want about ripping off Smash, as long as the end result is as good.

I've been to PAX East every year that it's been held, and I think that Mr. T cosplayer has been there every time. I feel like I've also seen him at other cons in the area, like Super Mega Fest. For all I know, it could have been a different person every time. Honestly, I wouldn't know... I couldn't tell you a damn…

I enjoyed the first couple of games in the series, until it became another Madden. That is, an annual $60 fee (plus optional paid DLC) to play the same game with a few details changed.

As a game title, it's pretty underwhelming. But then again, so is "Super Smash Bros.," and that has become a household name among gamers.

Wait, wait, wait... The N64 only had THREE games whose title began with "Super"?

I have about 40% of the games for Virtual Boy. Though I guess that doesn't exactly confer the highest of bragging rights.

When that game came out, I played it at a friend's house, who had rented it. Within minutes, I knew I absolutely had to own the game. So good!

They also pronounce it "pee-doe-file." Those crazy Brits! They invented the language; you'd think they'd know how to use it correctly!

I still fondly remember my collection of N64 cartridges. It was the first platform I owned whose labels didn't extend to the top of the cartridge, so I used my old-school Dymo labeller to make topspine labels for each and every cartridge.

Well-said. After reading your response to this guy, in my mind I heard the Street Fighter announcer say "Perfect".

I sell games occasionally, or swap with a friend for a different game. My favorites, I always keep. But there are some games I only really need to play once, and after that, I have no reason to hang on to it.

From a consumer's perspective, locking a disc to a system would be infuriating. The idea that I'd be unable to bring a game disc along with me to a friend's house is completely absurd.

I was in the Jam Space waiting for Keith to come and perform his set, when someone took to the stage and explained the situation.

I'll second that!

The man loves his video games, and hard. He is awesome to his very large fan base, and most importantly, he's pretty damn funny.

Wal-Mart, BoA, or Paypal should have "won" this. I'm sure this is the work of a handful of immature people upset about EA's minor recent transgressions, such as (for example) releasing a game that had a challenging ending cinematic.