Ugh. There are very few bands I like less than the Chili Peppers. We get it, guys... you're from California. Write a new song for once, please.

Activision must be pretty upset about this. After all, I hear that was the last trophy they needed to unlock the Platinum.

The only character I care about seeing in this game is Swindler.

I would love to see the specs on his new laptop.

@josephmeraz: Don't try to frighten us with your gamers' ways.

Article title made me laugh. Thanks, Owen. It's one of those nights for me where a good laugh was needed (and space monster-induced laughs are the best kind. Obviously).

@hazelnut: youddl.com

Things like this are a very strong argument against numerical reviews, and a strong argument for Kotaku's method of simply giving a rundown of pros and cons. Seriously, I don't even read any other game sites anymore, and I only read EGM (well, used to) for Seanbaby's hilarious articles. Numerical scores in reviews are…

@dantheman1515: Well, at least it was MGS4. That game fully deserved every last bit of energy drink-laden fanboy drool.

@Chowderholic: Man, that really was an outstanding game. The gameplay was deep but immediately accessible and the story was executed fantastically with an almost Metal Gear-caliber cinematic touch. Even the somewhat linear main quest was really engaging. That's one of the only games I've played since FFVI where I…

@Jackstick: Blasphemy!

The headline initially made me think they were ending the Ash-centric series altogether. As much as I don't like the new series, I have to say I'd be sad to see the end of Ash, Misty, Brock and company.

@uppitycracker: Ah, to be young again. And also a robot.

Whoa... I was excited when I heard there'd be a Scott Pilgrim movie, but this...

@Letiumtide: They stopped doing that back in 2003, after they were hit with a class-action lawsuit for it. As a result of the lawsuit, anyone who had purchased a "new" game from them in the last several months was entitled to a coupon for 5% off the purchase of a game, which is really a pretty sad coupon in my…

@neuroned: What makes you say she would be "much better dead"? Do you honestly feel that because someone makes music you don't like, they should be executed?

@neuroned: Did you read that on the Internet? If you did, it must be true. Nobody's allowed to lie on the Internet.

@hodayathink has not forgotten about the 70s RnB: Following your logic: I love Mario, so my favorite console is Sega Saturn.

The Walter Day comment is my favorite this week. Outkastprince, I declare you this week's King of Komments.

The smile that hit my face when I saw this picture occurred with such force that it woke up my dog.