@PlaidNinja: I have no problem at all with the larger size. I don't take my DS with me all that often; I mostly use it for single-player games and I usually just play it for an hour or so before I go to sleep. So I'm all over this for the larger screen.

@Onion-Knight: By that logic, the PSP 1000 should be made from wood, or wax or something.

@Gundem: For the larger screen and the slightly wider button layout. The reason you'd assume nobody would be interested in that is beyond me.

@ittekimasu: Explain. Immediately.

@Dallas Peterson: You raise an interesting point, but it leads me directly to one conclusion: buy several copies of the game and have an orgy!

I wonder how he feels about the fact that his wife is cheating on him with basically everyone else who bought the game?

@MisterSnig: It's not that Nintendo has anything against the Mother series, it's more that there are copyright hurdles that make re-releasing it safely (i.e. with no risk of being sued) a hassle.

@Soul Bro Ryu: Of course, she'd probably still have the same sprite she did in 1994. Can't mess with tradition.

"It's me! It's Zelda!"

It's...Morrigan!

@Mox FcCloud: Guys, I think we've got a class-action lawsuit on our hands. Seriously.

@adinnieken: From what I've been reading, though, it looks like even innocents are having a tremendous hassle having their machines fixed, with MS firmly insisting that there's no way it could have happened. Because you know, the Xbox 360 has such a shining reputation for never having any hardware errors.

@bigman88zz: Don't forget potential Natal support.

@captain zach america: I know, I know... I don't actually want to get in on this woman-beating simulator that badly...but it did pique my curiosity, and observing my own disappointment at not being able to try it made me pause for a moment.

If anyone wants to see it in action.

I got super excited to hit this woman, and then felt a crushing disappointment when I discovered I wouldn't be able to (because the site is down).

As much as I detest these frivolous lawsuits (and I know we all do), I can't help but imagine that there were probably a handful of innocents swept up with the guilty in this mass banning.

@Tyrunn: Yeah, it's disappointing how many games these days can be wrapped up so quickly. It's partially due to the fact that games are now a technologically viable medium for telling a compelling story, where they once weren't. Nowadays people come for the story, play the game once or twice to see it, and never pick…

@Ristas01: I got a headache playing Halo 2, and one time I forgot to eat for a couple days because of Fable. I want in on your lawsuit, sir.

@September: Want this X ∞