@iGoldman: I don't know what you guy's problem is. I love apostrophe's. I'm always looking for chance's to use them when I type thing's.

@MrBangBam: Hmm? We asked for a big penis? We don't remember that. Oh, well. While you're at it, might as well make it bigger.

I think they picked a pretty good selection of stages, though I'll agree that the first few times I played it, the hot/cold stage was pretty frustrating.

@Droid: You will not finish this game in 3-4 hours. That is, unless you plan to just play each stage once and leave it at that.

@mintycrys is HOT for Bayonetta: You didn't like the Lonely Rolling Star remix? I loved that one! It's my favorite besides the English mix of Everlasting Love.

It still seems a little off to me that they're hyping FFIV months before FFXIII will even be released.

So, does this mean more generic cases on store shelves?

@machinegunkid: Selling your broken controllers? Man, you're losing out. What you should be doing is buying new ones, swapping out the casing, and then returning the old, but shiny-new looking ones!

@Kobun: Taken out of context, that comment has the potential to sound real creepy.

But...where's Virtual Boy???

@wirebrain: I think I'm still going to try and get in touch with her, and just pretend I didn't discover that she works in porn. Then maybe I'll just accidentally address her by her stage name and see what happens.

I made an interesting discovery tonight. If you don't mind, I'm going to share with you an anecdote.

So, is this the first time we've seen a character dressed up as Sackboy, as opposed to the other way around?

@Friedhamster: Queen is this week.

This is too easy. Watch and learn, kids.

@Hey_Blinkon: They did show the game, and chose to do so with the blood turned off. Western and Japanese people have different sensibilities, and the show's rules were designed with Japanese sensibilities in mind. The blood option is still there for players who want it.

Very attractive, this game. Those damage models are nice.

I wonder if the changes between versions mean that players on Japanese servers won't be able to play with people on other servers.

@Shaban12si: I'm pretty well versed in Japanese things of questionable taste, but I don't know what "guro" is.