@Solidius: Dude, you should do that for a job. I'd buy any paper with headlines like that.

@Pattypie: Wow, I love the PowerGlove, it's so bad.

@M00_66: If you can acknowledge that they make great games, you shouldn't be calling them "shitcom".

@Aparanoidandroi: I don't know how, but I ended up with four Virtual Boys.

Just wanted to share with everyone what I've been up to this past week. I've been teaching myself to do the Robot.

@Cry0Tek: It's not a remake. It's a new game.

@maschinerie: You're a genius. Someone make this guy a star commenter. He has saved Kotaku with his shining and brilliant comment attempting to insult a game he's never heard of.

This is a disappointing week for Rock Band. At least, if you don't like Pearl Jam. I wish they'd sprinkle in at least one or two other songs with these artist-specific updates.

You now have the Katamari Damacy theme stuck in your head.

I hope they have the DMC-12 in this one. I know one of the previous games (I think it was GT4) did.

Adult Swim vs. Capcom. Imagine the possibilities.

@laser beams: Wow. I actually like this way too much.

@johnnystreets: That game would likely suffer the same fate as Jump Superstars and Jump Ultimate Stars, and never leave Japan.

@DRaGZ: I've been saying this for a long time. It would really be perfect.

It'd be nice if he could play imports, so that 3PO could finally do something with those six million languages besides talk to stuffed bears.

@mangs: I'm not sure what game you were playing. Corruption was a very colorful game, and nothing like Halo, save for superficial similarities in the setting of each game.

That Pokémon chair on the front pic is such an incredibly lazy piece of merchandising that I want it just for the tackiness.

@InfernoT: Being a Fighting type, though, Hulk Hogan would at least hold his own against Rock Pokémon.

@Tyber_Zann: You just designed my Halloween costume.

@mangs: If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably red ring.