ZombieCrab
ZombieCrab
ZombieCrab

I hope they can create on unified platform that could perform as a handheld and home console. Instead of a split in their developers, ALL their developers make games for one device. There would never be a games drought for 1st party titles ever. That would be so sweet.

I went through 6 Xbox's with a red ring of death. None were played more than an hour at a time. Two failed the day I bought them. My PS3 updates and installs for 20-30 minutes every time I turn it on. Every new game requires checking for updates, installing, please wait. On PC, Jade Empire 100% will not run on

Funnily enough I still prefer this version to the upcoming Naughty Dog one.

Eat pancakes?

Except that Eiji Aonuma HIMSELF confirmed that it is indeed a male Link in the trailer,

So you thought you'd stoke the unsubstantiated rumours some more to get some hits? Classy.

Am I really the only one who saw the sword on Epona's back? Seriously?

Yeah, but theories make Sonic fanfics. Nobody wants that shit.


Full disclosure: Despite my previous post about the state of GameXplain narration, speculation is a lot of fun. It can be very enjoyable to imagine and debate what may be/may have been. Imagination is why video games exist. Unlikely as it may be, but this

Sorry Explainers but I think you are on the wrong track.

Dear, you're not the queen. Don't use the royal we. And Gameinformer isn't reliable, but GameXplain is? Goodness gracious, how far Kotaku has fallen for the radfem clickbait.

So what was the point publishing this, which has no factual basis aside from some random person analyzing a trailer? All the "mights" and "seems" weren't a red-flag?

So you didn't publish an article for lack of information and then you turned around and published this?

That was a ton of speculative crap and not very much insight, to be honest.

"How time of day/day cycles might work"

Inevitably, there's stuff here about how Link might be a girl, or at the very least not Link at all.

White toad can't jump.

I'm disappointed in the portrayal and amount of male characters in the Tomb Raider series." Something you will never fucking hear because of how fucking ridiculous it is. Tomb Raider is a game/series with a female lead and it will stay that way.

"Bloodborne is being made by the same team at FROM Software that brought Dark Souls 2 into the world"

Some publishers/developers really don't know when to cool it with the hype. This game is delayed until 2015, it really isn't worth hyping people until a couple months before the release date, which hasn't even been confirmed yet.

I worked for Walmart for about 4 years, in electronics, then the cell phone desk, dubbed "Connection Center." I moved to Idaho last year to pursue a job opportunity. That opportunity fell though, and I ended up at a grocery store. A dude's gotta pay the bills, right?