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HOLY SHIT IT WOBBLES SONY IS OUT OF TOUCH HOW CAN THEY EVEN MAKE PRODUCTS ANYMORE THEY'RE DOOMED ALL HAIL MICROSOFT AND NINTENDO DREAM TEAM COMBO MASTER CHIEF MARIO TEAM UP PARTY GAME 4 PLAYER CO-OP 9.5/10 IGN UNBIASED REVIEWS STOP ARGUING THEY REVIEW CRITICALLY NO KNEE JERK FIRST REACTIONS ALL QUOTES GO ON GAME BOXES

They should stick with the Wii U, but expand the U into Ultra.

They should stick with the Wii U, but expand the U into Ultra.

The best answer to this is in the Injustice comics. Superman kills Joker for the death of Lois, his unborn son, and the destruction of Metropolis. Batman wants to lock him up again, but Superman just kills him. Superman asks Batman angrily why hasn't he killed him already for all the lives ruined by Joker.

Because most reviews seem to be knee-jerk reactions to games. It's new, it's flashy, it's shocking, and everyone immediately says "oh my god this is the greatest game ever!" And then they step back and look at it critically and then actually give a legitimate review.

I played that game when I only had a CRT TV and holy shit, trying to read the smallest text in a video ever was annoying as hell. Also the AI was horrendous. I pretty much gave up on rescuing people because they could never follow me.

How did they know this is what I wanted from the once dominant global JRPG series? Geniuses.

What's worse is that this guy lost his job, MS reversed practically everything, and everybody totally forgot about this whole incident.

I beat it twice, one on my friends Xbox, and once on mine. I think I could have told you every single death quote that game had by the time I actually beat the level. Took me several hours...

Mega Latios/Latias looks like garbage. Are they airplanes now?

P5 will still probably come out for PS3. Hashino teases it constantly, so you know it's been in the works for a couple years.

Resident Evil 4 for the Gamecube.

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They still make music that is relevant:

I was expecting more from the graphics and art style of this game. It looks like a DS game. They made an HD version of OoT run on the 3DS, why can't we get the same treatment for a top-down Zelda game?

Somebody needs to do that mirror gif, but have the camera change angle and you see Espurr in the reflection.

No shit, but it's hard not to draw comparison to the two when they handle almost exactly the same, with very similar games (mechanic/gameplay-wise) and they're both Playstation mascots.

Yeah I meant I don't see him being a father as in "one who has kids because he wants to raise them." Being a descendent could very well mean that your ancestor was a prostitute, was raped by Blackbeard, or actually willingly had sex with him and birthed a child.

Heavenly Sword: The story of female Kratos, and the need to have a token GoW game during the early days of PS3.

Considering scholars hardly know anything about his early life, and they are only assuming that his real name was Edward Teach. I don't see Blackbeard being a father, if anything, he took women by force. That's not someone I'd be proud of calling an ancestor.